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[helenite]

so is every1 here dead ?



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hi im alice. any1 want my gun ?

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[helenite]

ok. u hav a marker or smthg

william.temple 1/2

[omniavincit]

There's also something called the Destroy It! 400.

Let me know if you intend to use it.

2/2 arrrrrrrgh

[omniavincit]

sorry 4000

1/4000 (jk)

[helenite]

ok obv were goin 2 use that

get out 4000

[omniavincit]

I'll tell you about dying then. [ Cementing his reputation as someone who knows how to have a good time. ]

You do have a way to protect yourself?

[helenite]

"yer a wizard, alice"

[omniavincit]

[ Is it envy if it's on someone else's behalf? He thinks of how Misty lived on the Barge, her magic like some bitten-back retort. Or—some rare, night-blooming flower. ]

Nobody's an asshole about that in your world?

[helenite]

plenty of ppl r assholes abt magic.

we call those ppl "magicians"

[omniavincit]

Which comes first, magic or being an asshole?

[helenite]

chicken & the egg

[spanning]

I do, but why?

[helenite]

i was goin 2 write my name on it

so we didnt get them mixed up

but i guess were crushing it ? if u want 2 try u can bring smthg 2 break

[spanning]

Wouldn't the guns have explosive bits in them?

[He doesn't know how these space guns work, ok, but if they don't require external ammo?¿?¿?¿?]

[helenite]

i guess well find out

mayb the thing u can bring is a fire extinguisher

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Maybe whatever happens will happen quickly enough that he'll be able to see how terrible an idea this is in the seconds before it happens. Nope.]

Are you doing this right now

[helenite]

well i found the minibar so i might open that 1st if u want 1

[spanning]

Seriously???

[helenite]

yeah ? its a wake

[spanning]

At least wait until after whatever happens, happens

1/2

[helenite]

what else r we goin 2 put out the fire w

2/2

[helenite]

thats a joke

[omniavincit]

[ Concern level now: moderate. ] Should you be drinking this soon after resurrection?

[helenite]

were sort of past the worst that can happen

[omniavincit]

Really?

[helenite]

its champagne not malort

if it rekills me my ghost will b impressed