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[helenite]

so is every1 here dead ?



[[ WARDEN FILTER ]]

hi im alice. any1 want my gun ?

Comments

[smugreport]

I mean, they get special treatment. They get their own cabins, and can go wherever they want on the ship. They probably have a jacuzzi with a full liquor bar somewhere behind one of those locked doors.

[helenite]

theres booz but u hav 2 pay 4 it. is that what u miss ?

[smugreport]

Wait, wardens get money?!

[helenite]

seems mor like an xpens tally ? i think its there to keep ppl from drinking 2 much

[smugreport]

That is so unfair.

Wait.

If you're a warden, can you bring inmates with you? You in the market for a drinking buddy?

[helenite]

no luck buddy

theres a sign

[smugreport]

Signs only matter to people who can read.

[helenite]

hmm

can you read ?

[smugreport]

Thaaat depends who's asking. I can't not not read.

[helenite]

y do u want in ther so bad ne way

[smugreport]

If you were stuck on a ship hurling through the depths of space without your consent, you'd want a drink once and a while too.

[helenite]

tbh i want 1 already

r u an alcoholic or ne thing ? pinky swear

[smugreport]

I swear on my real pinky that I'm only a social drinker.

[helenite]

uv got a fake ?

[smugreport]

Robotic.

[helenite]

which 1 do u like better ?

[smugreport]

Also robotic.

[ Even though his dominant is his left arm, robo one is cooler! ]

[helenite]

then no deal

im not taking a 2nd best pinky promise

[smugreport]

What? C'mon, using my real hand makes it more authentic right?

[helenite]

not if u dont even like that hand !

[smugreport]

I like both my hands!

[helenite]

2 late

better luck next time

[smugreport]

Aw, don't be like that. What if I use both hands? A double pinky-swear has to be worth more than a normal one anyways.

[helenite]

or it could cancel the other out. u cant trifle w deep magic like the pinky swear

[smugreport]

You’re really serious about pinky swears, huh?