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[sanctus_dei]

[So Theo's little journey came to an end on Sunday night when Bucky fished him out of the storage warehouse, and probably dragged him back by the scruff of his neck like an angry kitten. All wardens would have been alerted that Theo was found safe and sound, or some variety of that anyway.

He refused to talk to any warden about it, but that doesn't mean he won't address the inmates. Any wardens that respond might get ignored.]

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I can't believe it took those dumb fucks that long to find me

Comments

travistouchdowncrownlessking

[rank1]

You were gone?

[sanctus_dei]

oh yeah I'm sure everyone really super missed me. I'm crying over here. not the point. the point being that it's possible to hide in this ship without being found. I was gone for two days before they found me

[rank1]

Well in that case, good job advertising. Now these motherfuckers are gonna be keeping an eye out.

[sanctus_dei]

someone had to try something. what's anyone else doing?

[rank1]

Maybe you'd know if you weren't picking your nose next to a big cow in a crate for two days.

[sanctus_dei]

so what did your get up to that was so fucking earth shattering

@jack

[n0ught]

Sounds like you didn't try hard enough.

[rank1]

I watched a movie with my bunk buddy Alex, fought Satan, and jerked off in the showers.

[sanctus_dei]

congratufuckinglations

do you seriously believe that guy's Satan?

[sanctus_dei]

there are only so many places you can go around here. so much shit has inmates locked out unless a warden lets you in

[n0ught]

So what'd you do, hide under a table for two days?

[rank1]

It'd be boring if he wasn't.

[sanctus_dei]

if he really is, it's the biggest insult in the world to bring him in as a fucking warden. Lucifer is better than the rest of us.

[sanctus_dei]

storage room, used a corner that was pretty full and want being accessed as much. don't know how much longer that would have lasted, things move around there a lot.

just proves they can't always track us

[rank1]

In the world? Nah. I can think of a lot of things that are WAY more insulting.

[Like relying on your powers to win a fight rather than skill.]

[sanctus_dei]

it ranks up there as far as shit the Navarch and whatever have done. they really think we're nothing. absolutely nothing.

[rank1]

So don't let them forget you exist. Fuck hiding.

[sanctus_dei]

I wasn't hiding just to hide. [Mostly true.] I wanted to test how well the can track us.

I don't want to hide. I don't care what the wardens or the Navarch do or think. If I'm doing anything, I'm burning this whole goddamn farce down.

[lessandmorethanhuman]

You were gone? Besides, pretty sure if they were worried about limiting our movements more, then there'd be like ankle bracelets or something.

[sanctus_dei]

Yeah, I get it, no one noticed. That was kind of the point. There are places on this ship where it's hard for them to track us.

[lessandmorethanhuman]

And again, if they wanted to track us we'd probably be wearing ankle bracelets. Aka trackers.

[saklas]

you piece of shit. dude. we have to share those.

which shower

[saklas]

Why wouldn't it have?

Hang on, I have to take a huge twenty second pause to be in awe of how cool and impressive Travis and Alex are for pretending not to have noticed you were gone.

Whoa.

Wow.

Incredible. It's hard to think of something cooler than that.

Okay, all done.

[sanctus_dei]

[...He legitimately doesn't know what to make of this response]

All I had been doing was trying to make a point that they can't always watch us, and I think I proved it pretty well. I wasn't fucking hiding, I was looking for weaknesses. And I'm going to bet there's more than one.

[sanctus_dei]

Wait, he wasn't being serious was he