audio | interview with probably not a vampire

[omniavincit]

[ William jumps right in—unless they're brand new, most inmates should know his voice. It belongs to the guy who stays with them in the dorms and is usually out of bed before six in the morning. Maybe you recently heard it raised at Travis outside the commissary! ]

I spoke to the Navarch, and while it's almost unheard of for her to correspond with inmates, she's agreed to take questions on your behalf. I'll be sitting down with her and broadcasting the interview to the network.

For privacy and ease of organization [ and to minimize network arguments ] please message me directly with whatever you'd like asked. It can be anything, but I'd prefer it be interesting. If I have a problem with it I'll let you know.

[ This is not a threat, but it is wry. ]


[ WARDEN FILTER ]

We should pool our tickets.



[ ooc: TO AVOID A MILLION INBOX THREADS, just reply here with "private" in the subject line if you're sending William a question! Or ignore him and discuss shit publicly, I'm not the police. ]

Comments

grace.g |Warden Filter

[expectaspectre]

what's your plan for them ?

1/2

[omniavincit]

40 tattoos

[dealwiththe]

But no pentagrams, please. Those are just embarrassing.

[omniavincit]

I don't traffic in cliches.

[dealwiththe]

You’re in a minority, then.

[helenite]

[ wow rude !! ]

[expectaspectre]

on one person ?

[omniavincit]

id be intimidated

and transfixed

[expectaspectre]

for a fun time try imagining
literally anyone on this ship
with tattoos like a soundcloud mumble rapper

[omniavincit]

im ok w not having a fun time

[expectaspectre]

you have fun specifically when you're not having a fun time

[helenite]

ok i KNO uv both seen jack

[omniavincit]

She can't have more than 37.

2/2

[omniavincit]

I mean as a general practice, there's nothing I need that bad.

the sleep gun could come in handy.

[expectaspectre]

ah

handy for what ? we already have fancy biolocked stun guns we don't use

what if i kind of want to keep mine

[omniavincit]

insomnia
long car rides
might not fuck with rhys' cybernetics
if somebody takes it from you they can't kill you with it
anesthesia?
people who wont stop working

be nice for the dorms. help people sleep, break up fights. tho i have my (philosophical) reservations about knocking them out mid-scuffle

whatre you saving for?

[expectaspectre]

they can't kill us with the stun guns either they're biolocked to us aren't they ?

if you really think having one would be useful for the dorms then that's one thing
but i don't know if we need a permanent bank of them

idk what i want
but if something on the rotating list ever could be useful for me and my whole thing
i might need it

[omniavincit]

that catll be out of the bag eventually. all it takes is blood.

2 would be good

if that happens ill contribute
id like to

[expectaspectre]

[ !!! terror. ]

this might surprise you but there are some people on this boat i don't trust with a sleep gun
or any kind of gun
or everyone's tickets