audio | interview with probably not a vampire

[omniavincit]

[ William jumps right in—unless they're brand new, most inmates should know his voice. It belongs to the guy who stays with them in the dorms and is usually out of bed before six in the morning. Maybe you recently heard it raised at Travis outside the commissary! ]

I spoke to the Navarch, and while it's almost unheard of for her to correspond with inmates, she's agreed to take questions on your behalf. I'll be sitting down with her and broadcasting the interview to the network.

For privacy and ease of organization [ and to minimize network arguments ] please message me directly with whatever you'd like asked. It can be anything, but I'd prefer it be interesting. If I have a problem with it I'll let you know.

[ This is not a threat, but it is wry. ]


[ WARDEN FILTER ]

We should pool our tickets.



[ ooc: TO AVOID A MILLION INBOX THREADS, just reply here with "private" in the subject line if you're sending William a question! Or ignore him and discuss shit publicly, I'm not the police. ]

Comments

[dealwiththe]

There's no requirement for you to participate in Foam Spouse Discourse, Miss Gibson.

[expectaspectre]

sorry i meant

please stop talking FOREVER

[dealwiththe]

That's not what I'd consider a reasonable accommodation. Sorry, but no can do.

[expectaspectre]

please stop talking to me forever

[dealwiththe]

If you talk to me first, you can't expect me to *not* respond.

[ ?????????????????? ]

[expectaspectre]

i said please .

NOT HERE SEE HOW GOOD HE IS

[dealwiththe]

[ Now she's just being a brat, frankly. But he doesn't want to appear to be harassing her where the other wardens can see, so! He won't respond anymore! Like she asked! ]

[omniavincit]

you could use the sleep gun on him

id lend it to you

[expectaspectre]

i wish somebody would

he is everywhere all the time and he never
stops
talking

j.barnes > private

[counterstep]

might be better not to engage him in the future, even if it's a request
he thrives on attention
and thinking himself correct and above others
don't waste your energy on him

[expectaspectre]

i am just so tired of never being able to go anywhere or do anything because he is always THERE

i'm sorry i'm trying to be better it's just hard

[counterstep]

it's okay i understand
it's not your fault

what i've learned of similar is it's easier to play the fool sometimes
they don't need to know how they make you feel
let them think what they think they know
the truth is a greater weapon they can't hold over you

[expectaspectre]

i can try

i'm not very good at lying

or pretending to be something i'm not

[counterstep]

it's something that takes practice

let me know when you've got a few hours to spare
i can teach you some exercises that might help with at least facial control

[expectaspectre]

come by storage anytime
i'm usually there

[ avoiding things. ]

[counterstep]

okay
i'll find some time tomorrow