audio | interview with probably not a vampire

[omniavincit]

[ William jumps right in—unless they're brand new, most inmates should know his voice. It belongs to the guy who stays with them in the dorms and is usually out of bed before six in the morning. Maybe you recently heard it raised at Travis outside the commissary! ]

I spoke to the Navarch, and while it's almost unheard of for her to correspond with inmates, she's agreed to take questions on your behalf. I'll be sitting down with her and broadcasting the interview to the network.

For privacy and ease of organization [ and to minimize network arguments ] please message me directly with whatever you'd like asked. It can be anything, but I'd prefer it be interesting. If I have a problem with it I'll let you know.

[ This is not a threat, but it is wry. ]


[ WARDEN FILTER ]

We should pool our tickets.



[ ooc: TO AVOID A MILLION INBOX THREADS, just reply here with "private" in the subject line if you're sending William a question! Or ignore him and discuss shit publicly, I'm not the police. ]

Comments

[counterstep]

might be worth setting an alarm for that
in case you forget to use it when you remember, right?

[rank1]

Don't know where I'd be without you, mom. Hey, any chance I can get some extra commissary tickets? I'm thinking new clothes for date night.

[counterstep]

for you? or sylvia?

i don't have any tickets to spare, though
sorry 😔
maybe someone else has some?

[rank1]

Both of us, obviously. That's why it's date night.

I'll ask around though, thanks.

[counterstep]

right yeah i guess the outfit she came with isn't good for that

np
good luck!

( ...he has tickets though. whoops. )