audio | interview with probably not a vampire

[omniavincit]

[ William jumps right in—unless they're brand new, most inmates should know his voice. It belongs to the guy who stays with them in the dorms and is usually out of bed before six in the morning. Maybe you recently heard it raised at Travis outside the commissary! ]

I spoke to the Navarch, and while it's almost unheard of for her to correspond with inmates, she's agreed to take questions on your behalf. I'll be sitting down with her and broadcasting the interview to the network.

For privacy and ease of organization [ and to minimize network arguments ] please message me directly with whatever you'd like asked. It can be anything, but I'd prefer it be interesting. If I have a problem with it I'll let you know.

[ This is not a threat, but it is wry. ]


[ WARDEN FILTER ]

We should pool our tickets.



[ ooc: TO AVOID A MILLION INBOX THREADS, just reply here with "private" in the subject line if you're sending William a question! Or ignore him and discuss shit publicly, I'm not the police. ]

Comments

[shiftedshape]

Yes. If there is a need, we can pool in the future. But frankly I doubt the commissary will ever provide anything that crucial.

[expectaspectre]

most of what it's offered so far has been
useless
so

it isn't something i'm opposed to on a case-by-case basis
but we don't need a bank for them or anything like that

[shiftedshape]

Agreed. It's all rather silly, and doesn't necessarily even work correctly.

[At least he hopes his tattoo wasn't working correctly.]