audio | interview with probably not a vampire

[omniavincit]

[ William jumps right in—unless they're brand new, most inmates should know his voice. It belongs to the guy who stays with them in the dorms and is usually out of bed before six in the morning. Maybe you recently heard it raised at Travis outside the commissary! ]

I spoke to the Navarch, and while it's almost unheard of for her to correspond with inmates, she's agreed to take questions on your behalf. I'll be sitting down with her and broadcasting the interview to the network.

For privacy and ease of organization [ and to minimize network arguments ] please message me directly with whatever you'd like asked. It can be anything, but I'd prefer it be interesting. If I have a problem with it I'll let you know.

[ This is not a threat, but it is wry. ]


[ WARDEN FILTER ]

We should pool our tickets.



[ ooc: TO AVOID A MILLION INBOX THREADS, just reply here with "private" in the subject line if you're sending William a question! Or ignore him and discuss shit publicly, I'm not the police. ]

Comments

[grindset]

[oh god this is so much]

Are these movies or video games?

[rank1]

Video games, fool!

[grindset]

Excuse you.

I will look into these when I can spare the time.
Good luck coming up with your questions.

[rank1]

[Whoops. That hits different in text.]

Awesome. Let me know what you think, or if you get stuck.

[Travis opens up his notes app and types:

List of guys who can't handle bro talk:
- Volk
- Viktor]