text; j.todd

[theartofmadness]

two questions:

1. who the fuck can open the rec room so i can punch some shit, unless one of you assholes feel inclined to get decked.

2. advil, bro. where the fuck's that at.

Comments

Text | travistouchdowncrownlessking

[rank1]

I’ll fight, but you gotta put in the work to deck me. Just say when + where.

[theartofmadness]

dude could your un be any longer or fucking what lmao

[rank1]

Yeah motherfucker it could be TravisTouchdownTheCrownlessKingTheNoMoreHero, now when and where?

[theartofmadness]

hahaha you really tryin, bro. yeah ok, chapel. fifteen mins. so you can pray your face stays in tact.

l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

No.

[rank1]

Nobody asked you, bro.

[dealwiththe]

You will if you want continued access to the gym.

[rank1]

[On his end, he drags his hands down his face. But you know what? That's fine too.]

Gym it is.

[dealwiththe]

Good choice.

[ Of course, Lucifer will insist on supervising him. And talking with him. That's the price he's going to have to pay, for gym time with Satan. ]

[theartofmadness]

bro, weaksauce.

[theartofmadness]

don't tell me ur offended

[dealwiththe]

No, I'm bloody tired of inmates picking fights with each other. Find something better to do with your time. You're smart.

[theartofmadness]

ok but what if we're not 'picking a fight' with one another.

[dealwiththe]

I don't care what you think you're doing. You can ask your warden for gym access and take your aggression out on a punching bag.

[theartofmadness]

you never heard of sparring or fucking what dude

[nineteenfortyfive]

No. Do not.

[rank1]

Don't you have better shit to do? Isn't it feeding time for Rhys or something?

Rhy$.$trongfork

[smugreport]

🖕🖕🖕🖕

[nineteenfortyfive]

I really wish I didn't have to babysit you two, believe me.

j.barnes

[counterstep]

didn't really have to try last time
you shouldn't set too high of a bar
in case he's better than you

( unspoken "too". )

[rank1]

Nice try but haikus go 5 7 5.

[counterstep]

and you're the haiku expert, are you?

[rank1]

No but they teach you that shit in grade school.

[counterstep]

that kind of insult doesn't really work on people from a different era
sad to see how modern education can teach about haikus and still fail the youth
what a travisty

( that wasn't a typo. )

[theartofmadness]

thanks for the pep talk dude but i'll prove my own grit

( he gets that wasn't exactly the point of this comment but its still a thing Jason wants to state. )