text; j.todd

[theartofmadness]

two questions:

1. who the fuck can open the rec room so i can punch some shit, unless one of you assholes feel inclined to get decked.

2. advil, bro. where the fuck's that at.

Comments

[smugreport]

First time what?

[theartofmadness]

going to a roast, apparently. haha. anyway, didn't get off on any kinda foot really idgaf who you argue with. jason.

your last name actually strongfork?

[smugreport]

I am just severely handicapped here my dude. If I was allowed to go all out like a normal message board no one would stand a chance.

You spelled it wrong it's $trongfork. The $ is essential.

[theartofmadness]

oh yeah? what's stoppin you now?

lmfao okay is that $trongfork made of diamonds or?

[smugreport]

You can't see it for yourself? If I go too hard on here the wardens hit me with a ban hammer.

[ In the form of getting his comm taken away but it's close enough.

He reads that second line like five times before he gets the joke at his expense. ]

Yeah, diamond encrusted gold actually. It's gonna be a big name some day, gotta make sure it glitters.