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[defensemechanisms]

Let's suppose hypothetically back home you could do something a bit unnatural, and since showing up here it isn't working anymore

How would one go about getting that fixed

Asking for a friend

Comments

[defensemechanisms]

I've dealt with bigger scarier superpowers before, and they couldn't laser eye through the shield
not to rain on your silver lining or anything, appreciate the thought

magician sounds brilliant
d'you use like a wand or a big Gandalf staff, or is that just in the movies?

[helenite]

if u cant get it up urself.

well thats mean. som ppl use them, just not the 1s i learned from

neway

ur a suprhero ?

[defensemechanisms]

I am definitely not a superhero

[helenite]

mundane-crime-guy ?

[defensemechanisms]

That's
Vaguely insulting but unfortunately accurate

[helenite]

well

if u hav 2 b last place @ smthg, crimes not a bad 1 2 pic. id b mor worried if u wer rly good @ it.

[defensemechanisms]

Suppose you've got a fair point at that

At any rate, my mundane crime days are well behind me