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[defensemechanisms]

Let's suppose hypothetically back home you could do something a bit unnatural, and since showing up here it isn't working anymore

How would one go about getting that fixed

Asking for a friend

Comments

[defensemechanisms]

Once or twice
Fought a lot of people with a lot of things, that was mainly my job 'til I got out

[goty]

what like out of the city or out of planet earth
or wherever yuo come from
planet schmearth

[defensemechanisms]

out of the henching business

[goty]

hahaha it was totlly henching huh

do you think thats what your in here for

[defensemechanisms]

Figured I'd just embrace it since it doesn't seem like you're gonna change the terminology any time soon

Yeah
That and other things


Why are you here?

[goty]

guess
i had to guess for you

[defensemechanisms]

burned down a college

[goty]

actually thats kinda close

[defensemechanisms]

oh
I was only joking but now I've made it a bit awkward
sorry about that

why'd you burn down a college?

[goty]

i didnt BURN down the college
but i definitely helped a guy throw some molotovs in it
we were being attacked by lunatics it wasnt our fault
i found out later they were cannibals

[all of this sounds very believable good job ellie.]

[defensemechanisms]

you'd think I'd have more questions about that but surprisingly
seems fairly straightforward

[goty]

yeah the weird thing was the monkies

[defensemechanisms]

wot