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[defensemechanisms]

Let's suppose hypothetically back home you could do something a bit unnatural, and since showing up here it isn't working anymore

How would one go about getting that fixed

Asking for a friend

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[defensemechanisms]

seems like the scholarly thing to do to share the wealth of knowledge with me fellow shipmates

[dealwiththe]

Nothing stopping you. Well, some of those shipmates might, if they don’t want to know.

[defensemechanisms]

Who wouldn't want to read a nice in-depth interview piece with bloody Satan?

[dealwiththe]

I agree, I think everyone should want to know all about me. But some humans have pesky worldviews that might be challenged and we all know how tricky that can be.

[defensemechanisms]

Fair point, that.

Guess I'll save it for the cultural revolution of open mindedness we're bound to experience on a space ship prison.

[dealwiththe]

You'd think.

You're welcome to drop me questions any time, however. I try to make myself available to inmates for whatever you need. Open door policy, etc.

[defensemechanisms]

Thanks, Satan, that's very kind of you

[dealwiththe]

I prefer Lucifer. And you’re welcome.