@ellieee.

[goty]

hi im doing some research

please answer these questions its for science so be honest

1 what year are you from
2 why are people vegetarians
3 did you have a face book what ws it like
4 what is your favorite show
5 what is your favorite movie
6 is pepsi or coke better & why

thank you

Comments

l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

1. It was 2021 when I left Earth, but I’ve been in Hell for a bit since then.
2. Humans are always inventing arbitrary rules for what they should/shouldn’t eat. It’s been different in every time and place I’ve visited.
3. I was more of an Instagram kind of Devil. I had almost 50k followers at one point.
4. Bones. A classic of the procedural genre.
5. The Weaponizer 4 (2001)/ Hot Tub High School (2002) it’s a tie
6. I would never ruin perfectly good Scotch with fizzy sugar water.

travistouchdowncrownlessking

[rank1]

Next time someone says "Travis you should watch fewer shows about high schoolers" I'm going to let them know it's a Satan-approved way to pass the time.

[dealwiththe]

I'll get a 😈 stamp just to make sure everyone knows what is an approved activity.

[goty]

you only drink scotch??

[dealwiththe]

That would get boring after a while, no matter how good the Scotch.

I also sometimes enjoy tequila, vodka, or even a nice glass of wine.

[goty]

is there good booze on the ship
all the stuff back home has gone bad
or its moonshine

[dealwiththe]

None for inmates. And limited even for wardens.

[ How dare they not have an open bar. ]

[goty]

i wasnt asking for a hit jeez

[dealwiththe]

I wouldn't care if you did, I just have limited funds for it.

[goty]

ok
how much is it worth too you
lets make a deal

[dealwiththe]

you have absolutely nothing that would be worth handing you any of the booze I can buy with my stipend.

[goty]

oh come on you could like bribe me
this is prime bribe material

[dealwiththe]

You're right. So why would I waste it immediately, rather than saving it for a rainy day?

[goty]

your really gonna hold beer over my head like this

[dealwiththe]

You're an inmate on an interdimensional prison ship. You bet! 😈

[goty]

kinda feel like youd do this even if i was a warden

[dealwiththe]

I absolutely would.