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[ It's been a rough month, between March, losing a friend (maybe the only one he's had here) and the simulation.

It's not like Rhys is new to hitting rock bottom, hell, this is far from the lowest he's ever been. It's never a fun process, but of all wisdom Jack imparted on him one remains true: You've gotta break things down to build them back up again. When you're at a low point, after marathoning all 10 seasons of How I Met Your Second Uncle Twice Removed and ice cream binging, you pick yourself up, put your nose to the grindstone and rebrand.

THAT'S RIGHT BABY Rhys is New Coke-ing himself. Let's not worry about the fact that everyone hated new coke.

Rhys sits in front of the camera, his expressions are practiced, corporate. Earnesty without any of the earnestness, but it still reads somewhat genuine. ]


Hey gang, Rhys here. Just wanted to put a little something out there, for all of you to hear, know where I'm at.

We've all made mistakes in our past. Some of us more than most. Even me.


That's why I'm coming to you all with a pitch: New day, new Rhys. What can I do for you? C'mon people lets see those requests!

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[smugreport]

Quick little disclaimer: I will not do weird stuff

audio

[nineteenfortyfive]

[Is this what simulations do? She just wants to have a few drinks, meanwhile Rhys is... this. Interesting.]

You're taking requests? [He just said, but she just needs to be sure.]

text | un: t.crawford

[sanctus_dei]

[?????]

what. i don't get this. requests for what?
what is the context here

audio; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

Are you... trying to make deals?

[ There's a certain amount of both befuddlement and amusement going on right now. ]

un: M

[piacularis]

You might see a more enthusiastic response if you were to list your skills and qualifications along with your offer.

j.todd

[theartofmadness]

you practicing your acting chops for corporate america or what lmao