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stupid bitchlord ([personal profile] smugreport) wrote in [community profile] returnjourneynet2022-04-09 09:02 pm

Video | Rhy$.$trongfork

[ It's been a rough month, between March, losing a friend (maybe the only one he's had here) and the simulation.

It's not like Rhys is new to hitting rock bottom, hell, this is far from the lowest he's ever been. It's never a fun process, but of all wisdom Jack imparted on him one remains true: You've gotta break things down to build them back up again. When you're at a low point, after marathoning all 10 seasons of How I Met Your Second Uncle Twice Removed and ice cream binging, you pick yourself up, put your nose to the grindstone and rebrand.

THAT'S RIGHT BABY Rhys is New Coke-ing himself. Let's not worry about the fact that everyone hated new coke.

Rhys sits in front of the camera, his expressions are practiced, corporate. Earnesty without any of the earnestness, but it still reads somewhat genuine. ]


Hey gang, Rhys here. Just wanted to put a little something out there, for all of you to hear, know where I'm at.

We've all made mistakes in our past. Some of us more than most. Even me.


That's why I'm coming to you all with a pitch: New day, new Rhys. What can I do for you? C'mon people lets see those requests!
shiftedshape: (Well huh)

[personal profile] shiftedshape 2022-04-10 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I would think if someone is thinking to request it of you it's very likely they don't realize it is weird, though.

Have you received any legitimate requests, yet?
shiftedshape: (Heh)

[personal profile] shiftedshape 2022-04-12 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Spoken like someone who never used their brother as a step stool.

[Or been used as a weapon. It's less cool than it sounds.]

I suppose we don't have very much to do around here, as far as chores go. What sort of things were you expecting, other than the weird ones?