i hate me cuz i ain't me (
doppleman) wrote in
returnjourneynet2022-04-10 11:16 am
un: jimothy
[ This audio stream starts off very quietly but crescendos into the scuffling and faint mutterings that can only come from someone fiddling with an unfamiliar piece of technology. ]
—oddamn device always juuuust a little bit different, proprietary pieces of sh—oh, and how 'bout that, it's recording. Uhhhh, welp, okay, let's see, um.
[ All at once the video flicks on, revealing a masked face that is way too close to the camera. He lurches away as if he's seen a monster, shoots the commlink an irritated glare, and it goes dark once more. ]
Frickin'—heeeeelllllllllooo... uh, people. This is, heh, 's not really the entrance I was planning to make, but when life hands you skin, you make a pizza, amirite? That's. Never mind. Real quick question, is there any way to change the ID on this thing.
Hey know what, matter of fact, while I've got you, does anyone around here have experience reversing experimental and extremely invasive surgeries?
[ Soon as the question's out of his mouth, he's sounding progressively more defeated. ]
Could–could really do with a change.
—oddamn device always juuuust a little bit different, proprietary pieces of sh—oh, and how 'bout that, it's recording. Uhhhh, welp, okay, let's see, um.
[ All at once the video flicks on, revealing a masked face that is way too close to the camera. He lurches away as if he's seen a monster, shoots the commlink an irritated glare, and it goes dark once more. ]
Frickin'—heeeeelllllllllooo... uh, people. This is, heh, 's not really the entrance I was planning to make, but when life hands you skin, you make a pizza, amirite? That's. Never mind. Real quick question, is there any way to change the ID on this thing.
Hey know what, matter of fact, while I've got you, does anyone around here have experience reversing experimental and extremely invasive surgeries?
[ Soon as the question's out of his mouth, he's sounding progressively more defeated. ]
Could–could really do with a change.

video | jimothy
[ And like, completely and totally correct given who Rhys is actually talking about, but Timothy's had enough of people trying to kick his ass because of his face for one lifetime, okay?
And you know, normally he'd probably even be willing to take at least a couple lumps about it, because... well, like, look at him, you know? But then he hears those words, there's been a huge mistake, and sudden abject panic rips through him like shrapnel, because he can't go back to the Jackpot he cannot go back there and this dude needs to shut his worthless bandit mouth or he'll shut it for h—
No, nonono, it's not like that. He's fine. They're all fine. He really needs to talk to this guy though. Just a quick chat. ]
Infirmary? Cool.
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He pushes it down though, what could Jack do to him here, stripped of anything that made him the powerful man he was? He doesn't have a space station or an army or any kind of superweapon, he doesn't have access to any kind of superweapon.
The man loved to kill with his hands though...- NO! No nonono he is not!! Afraid!! Anymore!! ]
Good luck getting in, asshole! You'll need a wardens permission to get in here and you're neeeeeeeeeeeeever getting that after I let the other wardens know just exactly who you are!
[ He knocks loudly on the infirmary door. Please let someone be in there right now he has not planned for the alternative! ]
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