I don’t think human beings should be numbered outside their jerseys, but I can leave a review.
William: Solid dude. Cares about the rules, even the dumb ones. Radiates an obvious dad energy, though not the kind with goofy jokes. Commits to the gym.
James: Comes in swinging. Best time I’ve had chained to a piece of furniture, but didn’t change my mind on bondage. Will talk about his asshole uninvited, which ain’t my thing but keep trying, buddy, you’ll find the man for you.
Claire: Promises life saving medical assistance even if you’re shitty to her, so hey, here’s hoping she doesn’t blow air bubbles in my PICC line someday. Ship mom.
Loki: Hottest wife body double a man could ask for. Irresponsible in the fun way.
Lucifer: Actually Satan, it fucking rules. Elevators break around this guy. Takes a challenge like a champ, but drop me a line if you hear about his Kryptonite, I wanna go another round.
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William: Solid dude. Cares about the rules, even the dumb ones. Radiates an obvious dad energy, though not the kind with goofy jokes. Commits to the gym.
James: Comes in swinging. Best time I’ve had chained to a piece of furniture, but didn’t change my mind on bondage. Will talk about his asshole uninvited, which ain’t my thing but keep trying, buddy, you’ll find the man for you.
Claire: Promises life saving medical assistance even if you’re shitty to her, so hey, here’s hoping she doesn’t blow air bubbles in my PICC line someday. Ship mom.
Loki: Hottest wife body double a man could ask for. Irresponsible in the fun way.
Lucifer: Actually Satan, it fucking rules. Elevators break around this guy. Takes a challenge like a champ, but drop me a line if you hear about his Kryptonite, I wanna go another round.
Misty: Ready to fight! Can’t wait.
Oh hey, no one’s in the showers. More later.