Text; Amanda Y.

[oinks]

(Maybe somebody is tired of having her case file tossed from warden to warden without her permission, so:)

Inmates: how would you rank the wardens? List from best to worst.

Comments

william.temple

[omniavincit]

Bear in mind: Misty wardened me.

[oinks]

That explains *so* much.

[omniavincit]

Identical dispositions.

What'd you find in her pockets?

text | un: t.crawford

[sanctus_dei]

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10. all of them

[oinks]

Ok smartass, new question: pick the *worst* warden. Commit.

[sanctus_dei]

you know one of them is the literal Devil, right?

text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

Fun, don't get me wrong - but actual feedback might be more useful.

[oinks]

You just slipped down a ranking.

[rank1]

I don’t think human beings should be numbered outside their jerseys, but I can leave a review.

William: Solid dude. Cares about the rules, even the dumb ones. Radiates an obvious dad energy, though not the kind with goofy jokes. Commits to the gym.

James: Comes in swinging. Best time I’ve had chained to a piece of furniture, but didn’t change my mind on bondage. Will talk about his asshole uninvited, which ain’t my thing but keep trying, buddy, you’ll find the man for you.

Claire: Promises life saving medical assistance even if you’re shitty to her, so hey, here’s hoping she doesn’t blow air bubbles in my PICC line someday. Ship mom.

Loki: Hottest wife body double a man could ask for. Irresponsible in the fun way.

Lucifer: Actually Satan, it fucking rules. Elevators break around this guy. Takes a challenge like a champ, but drop me a line if you hear about his Kryptonite, I wanna go another round.

Misty: Ready to fight! Can’t wait.

Oh hey, no one’s in the showers. More later.

[oinks]

(OK this is genuinely useful as she's only met about half of these people thus far.)

Misty said she'd fight you? I'm jealous.

[nineteenfortyfive]

Why, thank you [for the idea].

l.odinson | PRIVATE WTF TRAVIS

[shiftedshape]

I guess I should have been more explicit about keeping that between us.

text | c.fraser

[nineteenfortyfive]

This will be fun.

[oinks]

Should stop most people bitching about the simulation for at least five minutes.

Rhy$.$trongfork

[smugreport]

In terms of what? Ooh are we gonna do hot or not?

[oinks]

Dealer's choice, but you gotta share with the class.

j.barnes

[counterstep]

why only ask the inmates? surely the ranking of wardens by wardens could also provide insight.

[oinks]

Ever heard of 'having fun' before?

un: M

[piacularis]

They're all wardens, so they are all arms of an oppressive system, therefore by definition they are all equally the worst.

[dealwiththe]

You must be *great* at parties.

[oinks]

Obviously.

Do you know how to read?

[expectaspectre]

how do i mute a network post

[oinks]

Destroy your phone.

text; un: greyjoy

[reek]

I had no real opinion on any of them before reading this post.

Now they're all at the bottom of the list.

[oinks]

Where they belong.