Text; Amanda Y.

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(Maybe somebody is tired of having her case file tossed from warden to warden without her permission, so:)

Inmates: how would you rank the wardens? List from best to worst.

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This is before his current network post lol

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How’s it not flattering? I said your hair was great!

And I mean, I have a type with men, I guess? Except you’re not always a guy, sooo that also complicates your ranking.

ahahahaa no worries

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The part where I'm required to change myself to be acceptable isn't great.
I hope you don't say such things to your actual partners.
Thank you, though. I do try to take care of it.

Does your type tend to be more muscular? Louder?

[Wears sunglasses just, all the time?]

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I’m pretty sure I’ve never had a partner who could completely change how they looked without using advanced technology. I’d only make good suggestions though!

More muscular, definitely.

[ And Jack was pretty louuuuudno no nonono gotta get over that attention template! Insane that thats still what he’s into! ]

Wider shoulders? Different styling too like, more business casual less day at the ten fair.

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Because suggesting they change their hair or lose weight isn't a possibility.

I don't do casual, but I've been known to wear a suit. Does that shift me up at all?

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If you're looking to move up the ranks, I accept bribes in the form of commissary tickets.

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I intend to earn my place on merit alone, thank you.