Text; Amanda Y.

[oinks]

(Maybe somebody is tired of having her case file tossed from warden to warden without her permission, so:)

Inmates: how would you rank the wardens? List from best to worst.

Comments

[nineteenfortyfive]

MILFs/DILFs? What's that?

[She can maybe get an idea from context clues but she's also maybe hoping to make Rhys squirm. Harmless fun!]

[dealwiththe]

Mom/Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

The terminology is pretty recent but it's one of the oldest kinks in the book. I guess there's something universal in the appeal of someone older/more experienced?

[ Human desire is one thing Lucifer is definitely an expert in. ]

[nineteenfortyfive]

Oh.

[There's a delay because Claire has to take a break to laugh. This is a breath of fresh air after the simulation. Thank you, Amanda and Rhys.]

If we're going down that road, I would also be a GILF, no?

But a very married and uninterested in younger men GILF. Condolences, Rhys, but I will take it as a compliment.

[smugreport]

Oh, my god! I wasn't trying to


Nevermind!

[dealwiththe]

There's no need to be ashamed, Rhys. This is a safe space. You're allowed to feel whatever you feel.

[dealwiththe]

[ SERIOUSLY. He needed this laugh. ]

It's probably for the best that his top slots are both unavailable. Maintaining *some* professional distance is a good idea.

not here???

[doppleman]

[ Noted with vague sadness.]