Text; Amanda Y.

[oinks]

(Maybe somebody is tired of having her case file tossed from warden to warden without her permission, so:)

Inmates: how would you rank the wardens? List from best to worst.

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text | un: t.crawford

[sanctus_dei]

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10. all of them

[oinks]

Ok smartass, new question: pick the *worst* warden. Commit.

[sanctus_dei]

you know one of them is the literal Devil, right?

[omniavincit]

That's not a very nice thing to say about Claire.

[nineteenfortyfive]

I hope you didn't have to wait too long to make that joke.

[omniavincit]

When the moment's right, it's right.

[oinks]

The same one who says his 'door is open to anybody who needs to talk'?

[sanctus_dei]

yeah the one who is still THE DEVIL.

[oinks]

If I were the Devil I'd be doing things a little differently.

[sanctus_dei]

he insists that he's only here to help, because what could the Admiralty seriously offer him for this job that he couldn't get himself?
it's so weird. and i had the luck of having him as my first warden. he made me talk to him every goddamned day.

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... He having a midlife fucking crisis or something?

[sanctus_dei]

probably. he sees a shrink. can you imagine being that doctor?

[oinks]

(Snort,) If I were I'd 'accidentally' fuck up his prescription