Text; Amanda Y.

[oinks]

(Maybe somebody is tired of having her case file tossed from warden to warden without her permission, so:)

Inmates: how would you rank the wardens? List from best to worst.

Comments

[smugreport]

I promise you’d be number one if there wasn’t something weird about it! And if Alice doesn’t come back.

[nineteenfortyfive]

What's so weird about it?

[Not that she

cares

or anything.]

[smugreport]

I don’t want to die young.

[ You’re a mom and like twice his age and he’s actually…not not into those things (he has a past with both those features) but he also has enough self awareness for once to know he will get clowned on. HARD ]

[nineteenfortyfive]

Really? Didn't stop you from making the list to begin with.

[smugreport]

Aw c’mon, it’s just a list for fun! It’s not even my comprehensive one.

Next port if it’s like, actually civilized we can go shopping and I can be your style guide. :)

[nineteenfortyfive]

Will you be wearing your shirt that so proudly proclaims you shaved your balls?

[smugreport]

I DON’T OWN OR WEAR THAT SHIRT BY CHOICE

[nineteenfortyfive]

Oh, right. I forgot. [lol no she didn't]

[smugreport]

It’s part of a cruel and unusual punishment. My sense of fashion in any normal circumstance is top notch.

[ and thankfully this has distracted from the other part of the conversation ]

[nineteenfortyfive]

[For now...]

So is mine.

[smugreport]

Yeah yeah, turbo-vintage is always in but I think you could really pull off some asymmetrical looks!