Text; Amanda Y.

[oinks]

(Maybe somebody is tired of having her case file tossed from warden to warden without her permission, so:)

Inmates: how would you rank the wardens? List from best to worst.

Comments

[dealwiththe]

oooh, sore loser, Doctor Claire?

[ Lucifer is also laughing his ass off over this. ]

[nineteenfortyfive]

Absolutely. I am gutted beyond repair.

[dealwiththe]

Should we tell him his quest to not seem attracted to MILFs/DILFs has failed? Or let him keep thinking I'm not one.

[smugreport]

[ stop stop STOP ]

Anyone know if there’s a way to change my comment to read only mode?

j.barnes (text)

[counterstep]

sorry to say but it's a forum not a blogging platform

( so... no. )

[smugreport]

[ Now trying to see if he can delete other peoples comments. ]

[dealwiththe]

You brought this on yourself, really.

[oinks]

I'll delete it if you beg.

(It's her post, right?)

[smugreport]

That's asking a lot. How do you feel about pong? If you delete this you can be one of my beta testers!

[oinks]

How are you in a position to be making demands?

What if I put this post at the top of the screen

[smugreport]

Do you even know how to do that?

[oinks]

Of course I know how to do that. Don't you?

[smugreport]

Lady, I worked in coding for five years.

[ He doesn't know if it's actually a thing that can be done on this program... ]

[oinks]

(What the fuck is coding

Anyway Amanda has realised this isn't convincing him at all so time to shut the conversation down.)

Good for you.

[smugreport]

Thanks :)

[ He considers this winning. ]

[oinks]

(SHUT UP)

[nineteenfortyfive]

MILFs/DILFs? What's that?

[She can maybe get an idea from context clues but she's also maybe hoping to make Rhys squirm. Harmless fun!]

[dealwiththe]

Mom/Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

The terminology is pretty recent but it's one of the oldest kinks in the book. I guess there's something universal in the appeal of someone older/more experienced?

[ Human desire is one thing Lucifer is definitely an expert in. ]

[nineteenfortyfive]

Oh.

[There's a delay because Claire has to take a break to laugh. This is a breath of fresh air after the simulation. Thank you, Amanda and Rhys.]

If we're going down that road, I would also be a GILF, no?

But a very married and uninterested in younger men GILF. Condolences, Rhys, but I will take it as a compliment.

[smugreport]

Oh, my god! I wasn't trying to


Nevermind!

[dealwiththe]

There's no need to be ashamed, Rhys. This is a safe space. You're allowed to feel whatever you feel.

[dealwiththe]

[ SERIOUSLY. He needed this laugh. ]

It's probably for the best that his top slots are both unavailable. Maintaining *some* professional distance is a good idea.

not here???

[doppleman]

[ Noted with vague sadness.]