Text; Amanda Y.

[oinks]

(Maybe somebody is tired of having her case file tossed from warden to warden without her permission, so:)

Inmates: how would you rank the wardens? List from best to worst.

Comments

[piacularis]

It’s a moot point. Being stuck here is a pretty definitive retirement.

[dealwiththe]

No, I'd say being dead would've been your definitive retirement. This is your rehab before you make your comeback.

[piacularis]

I don’t need and didn’t ask for either of those things. I chose retirement for a reason.

[dealwiththe]

And yet, here you are. You have the choice. Whether you like it or not. How terrible for you.

[piacularis]

I wouldn't expect you to understand if you're not human.

[dealwiththe]

So many assumptions for such a short sentence. Try me.

[piacularis]

Can you die or be killed by ordinary means? In other words, is the ending an expected part of your existence?

[dealwiththe]

You're once again assuming that if I'm immortal, I cannot possibly comprehend mortality. Still so many assumptions. If all you're trying to tell me is that you'd rather be dead, that's not interesting or unique.