Text; Amanda Y.

[oinks]

(Maybe somebody is tired of having her case file tossed from warden to warden without her permission, so:)

Inmates: how would you rank the wardens? List from best to worst.

Comments

[oinks]

You just slipped down a ranking.

[dealwiththe]

What, only one? I'm disappointed. Unless I was already only one away from the bottom.

[oinks]

Where do you *think* you are on my list?

[dealwiththe]

I have no idea - I don't know you well enough to make any guesses as to what your criteria are. Are you ranking us based on who is the nicest to you? Who is the most easy to manipulate? The best in a fight? Most attractive to least attractive?

[oinks]

Oh please. This goddamn place isn't exactly shy about handing over sensitive information; you know as much about me as you *feel* like knowing.

And I have individual lists for every single one of these ranks. You're high on some but very low on others.

[dealwiththe]

You're actually wrong there. This place is pretty stingy about handing out personal information about you. It was only the last pairing cycle that we wardens got any info about you other than your names. Everything I know about you is what you've told me.

I appreciate your attempt to stroke my ego and stoke my curiosity, though. It's flattering.

[oinks]

And you expect me to believe you didn't have a little warden meeting behind our backs to pass the files around? I'm not a fucking idiot.

Not an attempt if it's actually working.

[dealwiththe]

Oh, we definitely did. Not everyone opted into it, but the files we saw were quite vague. Did you not ask your warden to see yours? Really unhelpful, by and large. "Murder, torture, assault". Obviously. No context.

But I haven't asked which ones are which, have I? I don't really want to know, I prefer the mystery of it.

[oinks]

I don't need to ask to see mine. (She knows what she did. Also she needs to absorb this response without admitting she might have been wrong so you will drop the subject right now

Consider instead:) You're low on the 'most attractive' scale.

[dealwiththe]

Good thing. Letting you down easy would be awkward, and not very conducive to your rehabilitation, probably. I'm happily spoken for.

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(hwo do you block the fucking devil from contacting u via text)

[oinks]

Good for you.