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stupid bitchlord ([personal profile] smugreport) wrote in [community profile] returnjourneynet2022-06-06 09:41 pm

Video | Rhy$.$trongfork

[ Guess who! It's your favorite guy, Rhys on the network!

He sits in front of his commlinks camera with a book in his hands, cover currently obscured by its angle before he clears his throat and begins to read.]


Alright guys, get a load of this.

Ahem.

[ He adjusts the timber of his voice, making it more showy, as if addressing an audience (isn't he)]


I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.

pause for effect...

...Then it dawned on me!

aaand pause for applause.

Not bad, right? This book is full of these. Okay next one.

[ Another exaggerated throat clear.]

What did they use to drink with?

...

Cups! Dixie Cups okay I don't get this one.
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[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-06-26 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The problem with that logic is that I'm always the pun guy, and I've never needed a book for it.