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[helenite]

so is every1 here dead ?



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hi im alice. any1 want my gun ?

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text; hayakawa | warden filter

[spanning]

Why hand it off to one of us?

perma-wardens

[helenite]

so u kno in movies when som1 shoots 2 guns at the same time

[spanning]

Is this really going where I think it's going

[helenite]

idk !! were on a space ship. idk how guns work

[spanning]

[Why can he picture Denji texting him with this......(texting like this).]

There are guns in warden command that haven't been locked to anyone's biometrics yet. It'd be way easier to use one of those instead of borrowing from another warden.

[helenite]

ok well

[ that's a good point — ]

that's a good point.

[spanning]

Was this really about someone using 2 guns at the same time??

[helenite]

im not going 2 carry this around. i dont want it. theyre a bad idea. but if som1 thinks theyre not i want 2 kno y & i want them 2 hav it

[spanning]

[Welp, can't argue he agrees that guns are a bad idea, but that's his Personal Baggage™.]

If you decide not to hand it over to someone, locking it in your cabin or a location inmates aren't allowed is probably your best bet.

[helenite]

where r they keeping the unlocked 1s ?

[spanning]

The secure storage locker

[helenite]

ok. u hav a marker or smthg

william.temple 1/2

[omniavincit]

There's also something called the Destroy It! 400.

Let me know if you intend to use it.

2/2 arrrrrrrgh

[omniavincit]

sorry 4000

1/4000 (jk)

[helenite]

ok obv were goin 2 use that

get out 4000

[omniavincit]

I'll tell you about dying then. [ Cementing his reputation as someone who knows how to have a good time. ]

You do have a way to protect yourself?

[helenite]

"yer a wizard, alice"

[omniavincit]

[ Is it envy if it's on someone else's behalf? He thinks of how Misty lived on the Barge, her magic like some bitten-back retort. Or—some rare, night-blooming flower. ]

Nobody's an asshole about that in your world?

[helenite]

plenty of ppl r assholes abt magic.

we call those ppl "magicians"

[spanning]

I do, but why?

[helenite]

i was goin 2 write my name on it

so we didnt get them mixed up

but i guess were crushing it ? if u want 2 try u can bring smthg 2 break

[spanning]

Wouldn't the guns have explosive bits in them?

[He doesn't know how these space guns work, ok, but if they don't require external ammo?¿?¿?¿?]

[helenite]

i guess well find out

mayb the thing u can bring is a fire extinguisher

[spanning]

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Maybe whatever happens will happen quickly enough that he'll be able to see how terrible an idea this is in the seconds before it happens. Nope.]

Are you doing this right now

[helenite]

well i found the minibar so i might open that 1st if u want 1