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Wᴀᴠᴇʀ Vᴇʟᴠᴇᴛ, Lᴏʀᴅ Eʟ-Mᴇʟʟᴏɪ II ([personal profile] professor_charisma) wrote in [community profile] returnjourneynet2022-02-06 10:08 am

text | UN: waver.v || & action || forward-dated to Feb. 07

I suppose I should give an introduction as well, since I've just arrived, though I'll admit right out I'm not much for talking about myself. I'm a new Warden, my name is Waver Velvet. I'm from London, which I hope is a recognizable name to people out there. I know that we're all meeting here from different corners of the universe.

Ice breakers do seem a bit awkward in a situation like this, don't they. It feels out of place to say something like "I can't wait to get to work" or "I'm glad to be here". So I'll just say that I'm here to help in whatever way I can. Back home, I'm a professor, and I'd rather handle this position as a teacher rather than an actual warden. I am looking forward to meeting everyone and doing whatever I'm able to.

WARDEN FILTER
I'd rather meet my new coworkers face to face than over this, so I'll be in the lounge going over my materials at Warden Command if anyone cares to chat. But over this is fine as well. I'm not picky.


[Action tags welcome for any Warden who cares to meet. Waver will be sitting at one of the open-air tables looking over his communicator with a cup of coffee. He has a lot of reading to do, so better get that caffeine flowing. Right now, he's going over any inmate information he can access, and is taking some notes. He's planning to hit up the library later to check out books from and about their homelands, to get a better idea of where these people are coming from.]
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[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-02-06 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking as the one who invented the art of the deal - this one is far from the worst I've seen. I was prepared to come here with no reward - Navarch simply insisted I name my price. That suggests to me more a strong sense of fairness, rather than any ulterior motive.

However, it will be interesting to see if they can actually fulfill the reward.
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[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-02-06 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed, can they may be as big a question as will they.

[ Lucifer isn't especially bothered by it, but undoubtedly some - maybe even most - of the other wardens have requests that involve far higher stakes than what he's got. ]

I asked for a minor token, because they insisted I should be rewarded. So my stake in it is low. No one's life is on the line, for instance.

[ Minor, but yes, very personal. You have not yet reached the friendship level necessary to unlock his tragic backstory, sorry. ]
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[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-02-06 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, someone already tried to cut my throat with an improvised weapon.

[ He says this matter-of-factly, in fact a little amused at the memory. He's clearly none the worse for wear. ] We'll need to be vigilant about those.

Still, what would the better alternative be? Keeping them caged like animals? Or their own private suites? Once they have a warden assignment they'll have a bit more privacy. Some will always find ways to pick fights, no matter what we do or how we accommodate them.
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[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-02-07 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
They're all people who've made mistakes.

[ Lucifer's tone is gentle, however - he's not being snippy or anything. Just sort of gently trying to course-correct. ]

Some mistakes are definitely worse than others, but they all have the potential to do better. We just have to keep them all safe - from each other, and from themselves - until they decide if that's what they want to do. And if I need to play the muscle once in a while, I suppose I can manage. Since they can't do anything to hurt me.
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[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-02-07 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, this isn't a new problem for me. My patients have to accept the fact that they're dead, and in Hell, and that the Devil wants to help them get out. That's quite a lot for some of them to deal with, before we even get into their more personal issues.

[ So. ]

It's a long process. You have to be prepared to be here for several years, at least. If these were easy cases, if it was likely they could be rehabilitated in their home worlds, they wouldn't be here. Gaining any level of trust with them is going to take time, and you have to be willing to prove your trustworthiness. You may have to open up parts of yourself to them that you'd rather keep hidden.

[ He pauses a beat. ]

Also, one of them - Mr Volk? Has given me quite the little list of demands. I told him I'd bring it to the other wardens - so I will. We'll discuss them. Some of them may even be actionable.
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[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-02-07 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You don’t shy away from a challenge, I’ll give you that. Respect.

[ Whether that decision winds up being a good one, for either Waver or Volk, remains to be seen. But that he’s willing to jump in and try, it impresses Lucifer.

He pulls his CommLink out of his jacket, poking around on it. ]


I’ll send it to you. It’s quite long. And much of it makes very little sense to me. I’m sure partly because I’m new here, because I’m not human and don’t really know what humans need to thrive, and some of it is undoubtedly Volk’s own deep-seated denial.

[ He sends it to Waver, nonetheless. He is and remains, a Devil of his word. ]
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[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-02-07 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. People mired in denial often firmly believe what they say. I speak from long and intimate personal experience.

[ Yes hello, guess who spent thousands of years wallowing in denial? Oh yeah, this guy! ]
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[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-02-07 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
In my experience, there’s often a wide gulf between one’s actions and the root cause of them, anyway. For instance, I knew why my Father cast me out of Heaven. That was never in question. My failed rebellion wasn’t the issue. It wasn’t really why I was in Hell for so long, trapped in a cycle of self-sabotage.

[ Lucifer shrugs. ]

Figuring that out took me a very long time indeed.
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oh same

[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-02-07 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Which is weird because Lucifer's story is one of the most relatable, generally. The original teenage rebellion? Kicked out of the house by his authoritative, overbearing father? Rejected by his family? Years spent desperately trying to get out of their shadow?

He's discovered it's actually quite relatable, for a lot of humans. ]


Mostly I credit the over five years of therapy.
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[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-02-08 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
It was a whim. I did everything on a whim back then.

[ Lucifer leans against the minibar casually, prepared to tell a story. He's come a long way, but he still likes talking about himself and he's good at spinning a yarn. All that natural magnetism and charisma is still there, after all. ]

I moved to Earth, you see. Gave up ruling Hell, because, well. It was Hell. I'd been living on Earth for a few years, and then - [ he smiles faintly because he knows what a cliche this is. ] I met a girl. And this girl, well. She wasn't like anyone else I'd ever met. For one thing, she wouldn't have sex with me, which was about all I was interested in back then. And she made me feel things I hadn't felt before. Things I didn't understand, that had me confused. We'd happened to run into a therapist while investigating a murder - the girl was a homicide detective - and I thought, well, why not? Couldn't hurt, to clear up some of that confusion.

[ By the end of this tale, his smile has softened a bit, and he sort of looks into the middle distance for a moment. ]

Anyway, one of the best on-a-whim decisions I ever made.
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[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-02-08 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And even the Devil can be redeemed. I know. It still surprises me, sometimes.

[ And here he is. Building a rapport with his fellow wardens, even! ]

So, I don’t see why I can’t pass along what I’ve learned to others.
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[personal profile] dealwiththe 2022-02-08 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I don’t lie. It’s been a point of pride for me since, well, ever. So many people lie about me, slander me, spread ridiculous stories and propaganda. Let’s just say I prefer the straightforward approach.

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