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[dealwiththe]

All right, it's share time. Here's some "get to know you" questions. Feel free to answer any or all. Then ask each other new ones you come up with.

1. Who is one person you admire from your world? Historical figure, celebrity, friend or relative - anyone. And why?

2. What's a fond childhood memory you have?

3. What's your hidden talent? The thing you're good at that others might not be aware of.

4. What animal would you be, and why?

Have fun!

Warden filter

Movie night, tomorrow night, 8 pm. The Weaponizer. It's a classic.

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[rank1]

Yeah? Because I've taste-tested, and it turns out I just like the taste of blood.

[dealwiththe]

How edgy. I used to lie to myself like that, too.

[rank1]

What the hell would I get out of lying about that?

[dealwiththe]

Convincing yourself that your life isn’t totally meaningless and devoid of any real fulfillment.

[rank1]

Jeez. Don't tell my wife it's all a sham, will ya? She'll be heartbroken.

[dealwiththe]

I hate to break it to you, but your wife is also fake.

[rank1]

Shit, what gave it away?

Look. You wanna fight again? I can take a run at it over and over. I'll figure out your weak spot eventually, and it'll be real satisfying.

[dealwiththe]

It’s not as though you can stab me in the right place and suddenly I’ll bleed. I’m literally an immortal, celestial being.

Fighting is pointless. You can’t kill me, and I won’t kill you, and sooner or later you’ll realize just how pointless it all is. If you haven’t already.

[rank1]

Miyamoto Musashi carved down a boat oar to fight Sasaki Kojirō and his greatsword. Sasaki bragged about his accomplishments and his dojo and his disciples, and Musashi put the oar through his lung and killed him.

It wasn't to show off.

It was to prove he could win even if his opponent had the better tool, and all he needed was the right reach.

[dealwiththe]

Cool story, but irrelevant.

Sit with this conversation a bit. Give it some thought. That’s my recommendation.

[rank1]

Come on, asshole, it’s a metaphor!

I don’t even know what the fuck I’m supposed to sit with. That Satan thinks I’m pathetic? Great!

[dealwiththe]

✨It's a shitty one.✨

Anyway, it's not about what I think of you.

[rank1]

Sure it is. You think I haven't thought this shit through a million times before? You're the one who's new to the Travis Touchdown story.

[dealwiththe]

Then maybe it's time for the next step.

[rank1]

Which is?

[dealwiththe]

To decide to make a change, instead of making the same choices that lead you nowhere.

[rank1]

You know what, you're right. Talking about my fucking life has only ever gotten people crawling up my ass about the way I live. Change it is.

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[omniavincit]

Do not fucking escalate this.

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[dealwiththe]

I'm not, don't worry.

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[omniavincit]

Uh huh.

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[dealwiththe]

What did you think I was going to do?

[omniavincit]

Brag about your dojo.

[dealwiththe]

LOL

Right after I pulled a greatsword out of my ass.

[omniavincit]

You get what he's saying, though.

Everything's a pissing contest with you.

[dealwiththe]

Not everything.

If he decides to make me his “nemesis” or whatever, hopefully he’ll be less likely to hurt someone else.