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[defensemechanisms]

Let's suppose hypothetically back home you could do something a bit unnatural, and since showing up here it isn't working anymore

How would one go about getting that fixed

Asking for a friend

Comments

[defensemechanisms]

keep your kinks to yourself, weirdo

[dealwiththe]

You’re the one who decided you’re naked. And if you think that’s kinky, I am very concerned for your partners, real or hypothetical.

[defensemechanisms]

excuse you
there are kink levels
that's a two out of ten, student teacher, it's a classic

[dealwiththe]

I’m sorry






Are you trying to kinksplain to the actual Devil?

[defensemechanisms]

I'm
reverse kinksplaining
I'm kinkdefending
You're

Shut up, is what

[dealwiththe]

I can assure you, there are very few kinks that you would need to defend to me.

I invented many of them.

[defensemechanisms]

Why've I got this weird sudden impulse to go into journalism and schedule an interview

[dealwiththe]

That seems like a lot of work when all you have to do is ask.

[defensemechanisms]

seems like the scholarly thing to do to share the wealth of knowledge with me fellow shipmates

[dealwiththe]

Nothing stopping you. Well, some of those shipmates might, if they don’t want to know.

[defensemechanisms]

Who wouldn't want to read a nice in-depth interview piece with bloody Satan?

[dealwiththe]

I agree, I think everyone should want to know all about me. But some humans have pesky worldviews that might be challenged and we all know how tricky that can be.

[defensemechanisms]

Fair point, that.

Guess I'll save it for the cultural revolution of open mindedness we're bound to experience on a space ship prison.

[dealwiththe]

You'd think.

You're welcome to drop me questions any time, however. I try to make myself available to inmates for whatever you need. Open door policy, etc.

[defensemechanisms]

Thanks, Satan, that's very kind of you

[dealwiththe]

I prefer Lucifer. And you’re welcome.