text; conner.j

[defensemechanisms]

Let's suppose hypothetically back home you could do something a bit unnatural, and since showing up here it isn't working anymore

How would one go about getting that fixed

Asking for a friend

Comments

[goty]

lazer beams?

yeah yeah its pretty impressive
its just like being a super villain
you were a super villain right

[defensemechanisms]

nope
d'you wanna ask the audience, phone a friend maybe

no, I wasn't a super villain
I just worked for one

that's a joke, but only mostly

[goty]

im phoning you right

you where a HENCHMAN???

[defensemechanisms]

that make us friends, then? this is moving a bit fast
I make shields

absobloodylutely not, we're not using henchman
more like a soldier

[goty]

youd kno if we were enemys

fighting henchman
did you have super strength
thats my 3rd guess

[defensemechanisms]

Nope
'fraid not
just shields

they glow in the dark though. super strength doesn't do that.

[goty]

shields?
how is shields a power???
did you stand in front of the other henchmen

[defensemechanisms]

I'd love to show you exactly how but unfortunately me hands are tied

they're a power because nothing can get through 'em
not super strength, not laser eyes, not bullets

[goty]

ok








have you actually foght some one with laser eyes

[defensemechanisms]

Once or twice
Fought a lot of people with a lot of things, that was mainly my job 'til I got out

[goty]

what like out of the city or out of planet earth
or wherever yuo come from
planet schmearth

[defensemechanisms]

out of the henching business

[goty]

hahaha it was totlly henching huh

do you think thats what your in here for

[defensemechanisms]

Figured I'd just embrace it since it doesn't seem like you're gonna change the terminology any time soon

Yeah
That and other things


Why are you here?

[goty]

guess
i had to guess for you

[defensemechanisms]

burned down a college

[goty]

actually thats kinda close

[defensemechanisms]

oh
I was only joking but now I've made it a bit awkward
sorry about that

why'd you burn down a college?

[goty]

i didnt BURN down the college
but i definitely helped a guy throw some molotovs in it
we were being attacked by lunatics it wasnt our fault
i found out later they were cannibals

[all of this sounds very believable good job ellie.]

[defensemechanisms]

you'd think I'd have more questions about that but surprisingly
seems fairly straightforward

[goty]

yeah the weird thing was the monkies

[defensemechanisms]

wot