001 / VIDEO / Rhy$.$trongfork

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[ Rhys is already an irritable guy, and of he isn't getting a good nights sleep and his basic creature comforts he's even quicker to be a snippy asshole. He must be at a breaking point or something, cause he's really Feeling It Mr. Krabs this week.

The video clicks on, camera focusing on Rhys's face, behind him the sleeping pods from the dorm that he hasn't been lucky enough to escape for the month. ]

So hey, I've been really, really patient with this whole situation. Waaaay more reasonable than anyone deserves, but I think it's about time I put this out there:

Lack of privacy? Of fresh air- real or simulated? Of access to the infirmary, gym, or spa if there even is one on this ship- It's an infringement on human rights.

That's right, I'm suing! And all of you should too. Who's with me?

Comments

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Oh okay, how would you get back at them? Cause financially decimating an LLC is about the worst thing you can do to an organization.

[ As for the other stuff he's working on it! They'll touchdown at some point and then... ]

[sanctus_dei]

This is really an LLC?

[That's a genuine question. But he gives some thought to revenge for a moment.]

Hmm. Probably wait til they give me my powers back, then kill 'em and raise 'em as zombies just for shits and giggles. Then take one of those little ships and get the fuck out of here.

[Poor Theo. Has no idea that the Wardens have been instructed to never recommend him to get his powers back, ever.]

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I mean, this whole operation screams big money. It's probably company run with lofty investors behind it.

[ Then he says the next part... ]

Oh.

Okay, well I'm not an absolute psychopath so I'm going to sue like a normal person, thanks.

[sanctus_dei]

[That reaction gets a little smirk out of him.]

You got your way, I got mine. We'll see which is more effective.

What the hell are you even in here for anyway? Ya can't tell me they dragged you across the cosmos and dropped you off as an inmate here, when all you did dodge taxes or something.

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That's what I've been saying! Casual corporate misdeeds aren't- okay well they are a crime, kinda. But who hasn't brokered a sketchy deal or too? I-- hold on


[ Unfortunately Rhys never finishes that thought because some asshole has attacked him, resulting in his communicator being destroyed. ]