001 / VIDEO / Rhy$.$trongfork

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[ Rhys is already an irritable guy, and of he isn't getting a good nights sleep and his basic creature comforts he's even quicker to be a snippy asshole. He must be at a breaking point or something, cause he's really Feeling It Mr. Krabs this week.

The video clicks on, camera focusing on Rhys's face, behind him the sleeping pods from the dorm that he hasn't been lucky enough to escape for the month. ]

So hey, I've been really, really patient with this whole situation. Waaaay more reasonable than anyone deserves, but I think it's about time I put this out there:

Lack of privacy? Of fresh air- real or simulated? Of access to the infirmary, gym, or spa if there even is one on this ship- It's an infringement on human rights.

That's right, I'm suing! And all of you should too. Who's with me?

Comments

william.temple

[omniavincit]

He's fine. Broken nose.

But I'm afraid his shirt may never recover.

text; hayakawa

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Were you expecting something like this to happen?

[Since William was visible in the background of the video...]

[omniavincit]

I didn't think it'd come to blows. [ Rhys being a tool, though... ]

[spanning]

Well, your presence was prescient. What happened to the other guy?

[omniavincit]

I know I should've been faster.

Mr. Touchdown, or the warden? [ Either way: ] No big injuries. Barnes subdued and cuffed him. He said he'd fight him again as soon as the cuffs came off. Not sure where they're at now.

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I meant Touchdown, but good to know. I'd guessed Rhys had the worst of the injuries, since you were being flippant.

As long as both of the inmates are being looked after, is there anyone else we should keep an eye on?

[omniavincit]

We could probably do with another warden in the dorms, at least once Touchdown's back. Rhys'll be out of there, but it can't hurt.

Are you looking for something to do? You could take him on as a temp.

[spanning]

I'm fine with that, but I am very rusty if another fight happens. Are you planning to stay on once Rhys is out?

I can keep an eye on Touchdown, sure. I'll talk to Barnes about it.

[Or maybe walk by the mess and discover Travis cuffed to a table first, but semantics.]

[omniavincit]

Yeah, I'm not going anywhere.

Thanks.

[shiftedshape]

Tragic.

We should keep track of which of us from the old ship dies first.
You know, for fun.