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[helenite]

so is every1 here dead ?



[[ WARDEN FILTER ]]

hi im alice. any1 want my gun ?

Comments

Rhy$.$trongfork

[smugreport]

That's the line, but I still don't buy it.

[helenite]

it isnt very pearly gates i g. no angels flapping around

Rhy$.$trongfork

[smugreport]

I don't know about you, but I've felt pretty alive since I got here. On the outside, anyways.

[helenite]

whats killin ur spirit

[smugreport]

Let's start with being held hostage and branded a criminal. You're new right? Want to hear the whole "I'm innocent, get me out of here" pitch I've given to everyone else?

[helenite]

if u want. i cant get u out of here neway.

[smugreport]

Cool beans, love to meet another person who can't help us.

I won't give the entire spiel, that's kinda the long and short of it, anyways.

[helenite]

whatd they say u were guilty of

[smugreport]

That's the thing, no one will tell me! I committed like, mild tax fraud, some shady deals here and there, but nothing worth putting me in intergalactic jail for. The entire division in the L wing has pulled kinda stuff and they're not all here.

[helenite]

i dont think ne1 i kno pays taxes

[ no one she knows makes any income. ]

would it b better if they were here ? the others

[smugreport]

That's not the issue, it's that it's you know. Unjust? Only I get in trouble for the thing thousands of people do every year? And in like, a really disproportionate way.

[helenite]

does kind of make u special

[smugreport]

[ Look, much as he'd love for that to be the case... ]

Thaaaat's not what I'd call it. If they thought I was special they'd have made me a warden, I'm more like...I dunno, a scape goat.

[helenite]

better than a sheep

[ she means that literally, actually. fuck sheep. 0/10 animal ]

the wardens r special ?

[smugreport]

I mean, they get special treatment. They get their own cabins, and can go wherever they want on the ship. They probably have a jacuzzi with a full liquor bar somewhere behind one of those locked doors.

[helenite]

theres booz but u hav 2 pay 4 it. is that what u miss ?

[smugreport]

Wait, wardens get money?!

[helenite]

seems mor like an xpens tally ? i think its there to keep ppl from drinking 2 much

text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

INTERJECTING THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE'RE EVEN GUILTY IF THERE WAS NO TRIAL AND THE PUNISHMENT IS FUCKED UP AND UNUSUAL 💗😊

[helenite]

what kind of intro did u get ne way

like: no judge no gavel, so what happened

Rhy$.$trongfork

[smugreport]

We got an introductory video but there wasn't any, y'know, legal stuff. No papers to sign, no "I understand my rights" etc etc. Who knows what laws even apply this far out.

[helenite]

its fucked if there rnt any rights 2 point 2

would u want 2 come up w some

[saklas]

video of a fucking owl calling me an asshole and telling me i'd been captured because the world was better without me and that the Glorious Leader would show me the correct path

I woke up in a garage.

[helenite]

i dont think i met the owl

[saklas]

its an animatronic, its in the library