001; text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

warden filter

What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

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[nineteenfortyfive]

[Leave granny alone.]

Lol?

[What? Lolcifer? No...]

[counterstep]

( LOLCIFER... )

shit sorry
that's short for laughing out loud
modern abbreviation

basically just means that was hilarious
and savage
sure the guy enjoyed it

[nineteenfortyfive]

I wasn't trying to be funny. It's a genuine reaction. Bloody Lucifer? And a warden? He cannot possibly be THE Lucifer.

[Claire, forgetting she has traveled through time, and is currently in space with a ton of people from entirely different worlds, thinks this is where the line has been crossed.]

[counterstep]

and loki isn't THE loki?
you realize how that sounds, right?
i'm suddenly very glad this is private and loki didn't see that

also you didn't have to be trying
was still funny
🙂

[nineteenfortyfive]

Is he? I don't know! I'm beginning to worry Christ himself is going to be the next warden.

I haven't had a drink in too long.

[counterstep]

yeah he is
and his brother is THE thor
great guy

meet you in command? i could drink

[nineteenfortyfive]

Of course. Thor. Yes.

At this point I might need a walk instead.

[counterstep]

greenhouse
change of scenery
i'll bring us some drinks

[nineteenfortyfive]

You're a good friend.

[counterstep]

or a horrible enabler
seeing as i'm the one who can't get drunk