001; text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

warden filter

What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

Comments

j.barnes > wardens only

[counterstep]

maybe if you buy one whenever we dock and you pay someone to bring it to the transport

[dealwiththe]

Wasn't sure if that would be within the realm of possible here but it's worth a try.

Can I ask what the J stands for?

[counterstep]

you sure can

( ...

look, he didn't ask if he can have an answer, just if he could ask. )

text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

what are you like a vtuber or something

[Someone who thinks that Volk should know who he is but Volk definitely doesn't know who that is - almost always a streamer.]

[dealwiththe]

Nope.

I'm the eternally vilified boogeyman of my world, king of the bad afterlife, ruler of demon armies, yada yada.

[ So! Have fun with that! ]

[saklas]

oh boy

[This sounds way too much like Volk, age 13, discovering he can say whatever he wants to about who he is on the internet.

He's going to set the communicator down and face a wall in embarrassment for a little bit.]

aq.

[helenite]

hail satan

[dealwiththe]

Very funny, I've never heard that before!

I have far better fashion sense than any of those weird culty children with guyliner.

[ Lucifer has been known to wear guyliner but he chooses not to acknowledge that. ]

[helenite]

hail satan

[ sorry, she's decided this is funny! ]

c.fraser | text

[nineteenfortyfive]

[All the more, Claire is glad she's the only one of her family here.]

Seriously?

j.barnes > private

[counterstep]

lol

( he. forgets she doesn't know what that means. whomp whomp. )

[dealwiththe]

The line about the nutritional value of souls was a joke.

[ He’s f u n n y. ]

Travistouchdowncrownlessking | text 1/2

[rank1]

Sick. The Navarch can pull in Lucifer? I’m officially impressed.

2/2

[rank1]

Wait. Warden? Didn’t see THAT coming.

l.odinson

[shiftedshape]

[Oh come on. Expecting everyone should know who he is is his thing.

Fine, he'll go check the bloody resource library. If he's really so famous--]

Please confirm that you aren't a naked, winged infant.

SWITCHES TO VIDEO IMMEDIATELY SUCKAAAA

[dealwiththe]

[ What? He asked for confirmation! As you can see, he is not an infant! Nor is he naked. He is hot as hell, though. Like, actively gives off damn, you fiiiiine vibes. ]

If I'd ever been an infant, I would've been much cuter than that. But the wings are pretty close.

text | un: t.crawford

[sanctus_dei]

you cannot be fucking serious

[The prodigal son is back, and he's here to be a pain in the ass.]

[dealwiththe]

I’m not always serious, but I am always honest.

[ Lucifer basically invented being a pain in the ass. He is tough to faze. ]

Rhy$.$trongfork CCing everyone

[smugreport]

Why's everyone acting like they know this guy? Is he intergalactically famous or something?

[ Is he that out of touch? No... ]

[dealwiththe]

Something like that. I'm not known in every world, but several of them.

text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

[No. It's the children who are wrong.]

who forgot to turn off @ everyone for rhys

A. Mercer

[lessandmorethanhuman]

So far we've got a "Norse Trickster God" and now "The Devil"...

WTF is going on in this place?

[dealwiththe]

Incredible things are going on, clearly. Why wouldn't a reformed Loki and a reformed Lucifer be good role models?

text; hayakawa

[spanning]

Why did you agree to be a warden?

[dealwiththe]

Because after reforming myself, I’ve found my calling in helping others reform. I was already doing this back home; it seemed like it would be an interesting challenge to hone my skills here.

If you are a warden as well, I’m going to ask you the same question: why?