001; text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

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What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

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[lessandmorethanhuman]

[Alex raises an eyebrow.]

Normally when I hear 'Devil' and 'Responsible', they're not put together like that.

[Alex even kept the sarcasm on that statement to a minimum.]

"Besides, I'd have to kill you first to dissect you--if you were alive it'd be vivisection. Also, rude. I wasn't even planning on it, curious though I am."

[Alex had some ethical standards; at least now anyways.]

[dealwiththe]

I used to say it with a lot more irony.

[ Lucifer smiles. ]

You wouldn’t be able to do either one, I’m afraid. One of the perks of being an immortal, invulnerable being.

But apologies for making assumptions. I’ve already had an inmate try to attack me, so it wasn’t entirely out of the realm of possibility.

[lessandmorethanhuman]

[Alex just lets out a quiet amused sound.]

There's no benefit to my attacking you. By all the metrics I can measure, there is every incentive for me to actually get along with you. On a personal level I'm just curious if you are who you say you are. On the broader metric, if this place really can pull in a "Reformed" Lucifer, and a "Reformed" Loki, then it means it can do what I want it to do with this whole redemption shit. So while I'm skeptical, I can go with it for now.

[Alex tends to think in enlightened self-interest terms.]

So who attacked you?

[Because Alex is curious.]

[dealwiththe]

Give it time.

[ Eventually they’ll all believe him. ]

Travis Touchdown. He was spoiling for a fight, so I let him take a swing at me, since he can’t harm me.

I have to say, you’re the first inmate I’ve spoken to who seems amenable to rehabilitation. I’m surprised. I didn’t expect anyone to be amenable.

[lessandmorethanhuman]

[Alex crosses his arms, thinking to himself for a bit. Studying the other, weighing odds. Then he shrugs.]

Dunno if it's 'rehabilitation' so much as I want to go back home so I can clean up the mess I made. Or continue cleaning it up, rather. I don't trust the Military to do it , since their plan was just to nuke Manhattan to contain the infection. Considering my last memory before being here was flying that Nuke out over the water to try and keep the city in one piece, it only makes sense I'm 'dead' back home.

Got things to do, places to see, you understand.

Would be nice if they gave us an idea of just HOW they want us to achieve this redemption shit though.

[dealwiththe]

It's likely there isn't a specific how. Rehabilitation - reformation - whatever you want to call it, self-improvement - looks different for everyone. How you grow and become a better you will probably be very different from how Mister Touchdown does it, for instance. How long it takes will also vary.

[ That's just a simple fact. ]

I do think you should be allowed to know what's in your files, however.

[lessandmorethanhuman]

[Please don't mind if Alex rolls his eyes. It is hardly the answer he wants to hear. He knew none of this would likely be easy but he wasn't even sure what a 'better' him would qualify as. The rest of what Lucifer says though gets his attention.]

Before he vanished, when a bunch of us first arrived, we all had to play twenty questions with each other. Wardens and Inmates. There was a Warden I talked to, Auditore. He asked to see the Inmate orientation vid, and let me see the Warden one. So we'd know what each was being told.

[There's a point to this, even if Alex is still incredibly skeptical. Icy blue eyes meet Lucifer's own, even through the screen.]

I respected that, and am kind of sad he's gone. Felt like I could've worked with him.

[Now there's a frown, but he's still meeting Lucifer's eyes.]

I agree, we should at least know what's in our files. I'd love to know what's in mine. I've had more than enough of trying to piece together mysteries and conspiracies, thanks.

[dealwiththe]

Sounds like he knew what he was about, this Auditore. I plan to practice full transparency - hence why I'm taking questions now. I understand the actual Devil as a warden is likely to be a hard pill to swallow for some. Trust needs to be established for any of this to work, and that means proving myself trustworthy.

[lessandmorethanhuman]

Not sure I ever believed in you being real, if that helps.

[Alex said that with some amused sarcasm. Certainly he knew who Lucifer was, most of the people he'd consumed knew of the devil and had various levels of religious beliefs.

Trust though... That would be much harder. Alex still wasn't sure if Lucifer (or Loki, should he hear of Alex's request for proof) managed to 'prove' they were who they said they were, how he'd react. Or what proof he'd accept.

Damn, now he was wondering if he'd even qualify as having a soul, and how did one prove THAT existed? Was that even important right now. But it would be a helluva sign that this whole thing might actually work for what he needed it to. Just how was the remaining question then.]

You'll have your work cut out doing that.

[dealwiththe]

You don't necessarily have to believe I'm the Devil. What's important is that you understand I'm here in good faith, and I'm worthy of your trust. That will take time, and effort on my part. Simply telling you that you can trust me isn't good enough.

[lessandmorethanhuman]

Good to know you recognize that. You're also not 'pushing' for us all to do Therapy right away.

[There's a smirk on one side of Alex's mouth.]

I'm actually looking forward to seeing what you can do.

[dealwiththe]

And I'm looking forward to working with you.