001; text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

warden filter

What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

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j.barnes > wardens only

[counterstep]

maybe if you buy one whenever we dock and you pay someone to bring it to the transport

text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

what are you like a vtuber or something

[Someone who thinks that Volk should know who he is but Volk definitely doesn't know who that is - almost always a streamer.]

aq.

[helenite]

hail satan

[dealwiththe]

Wasn't sure if that would be within the realm of possible here but it's worth a try.

Can I ask what the J stands for?

[dealwiththe]

Nope.

I'm the eternally vilified boogeyman of my world, king of the bad afterlife, ruler of demon armies, yada yada.

[ So! Have fun with that! ]

[dealwiththe]

Very funny, I've never heard that before!

I have far better fashion sense than any of those weird culty children with guyliner.

[ Lucifer has been known to wear guyliner but he chooses not to acknowledge that. ]

[saklas]

oh boy

[This sounds way too much like Volk, age 13, discovering he can say whatever he wants to about who he is on the internet.

He's going to set the communicator down and face a wall in embarrassment for a little bit.]

[counterstep]

you sure can

( ...

look, he didn't ask if he can have an answer, just if he could ask. )

c.fraser | text

[nineteenfortyfive]

[All the more, Claire is glad she's the only one of her family here.]

Seriously?

j.barnes > private

[counterstep]

lol

( he. forgets she doesn't know what that means. whomp whomp. )

private

[nineteenfortyfive]

[Leave granny alone.]

Lol?

[What? Lolcifer? No...]

[counterstep]

( LOLCIFER... )

shit sorry
that's short for laughing out loud
modern abbreviation

basically just means that was hilarious
and savage
sure the guy enjoyed it

Travistouchdowncrownlessking | text 1/2

[rank1]

Sick. The Navarch can pull in Lucifer? I’m officially impressed.

2/2

[rank1]

Wait. Warden? Didn’t see THAT coming.

[dealwiththe]

Ha ha.

[ HUMANS!!!! ]

So what does it stand for? Or are you top secret?

[dealwiththe]

Yes, it’s a lot for some people.

[ Oh honey this isn’t even close to how cringe he can get! ]

[nineteenfortyfive]

I wasn't trying to be funny. It's a genuine reaction. Bloody Lucifer? And a warden? He cannot possibly be THE Lucifer.

[Claire, forgetting she has traveled through time, and is currently in space with a ton of people from entirely different worlds, thinks this is where the line has been crossed.]

[dealwiththe]

The line about the nutritional value of souls was a joke.

[ He’s f u n n y. ]

[dealwiththe]

Yes it seems counterintuitive, hence why I’m taking questions. And no, I didn’t get pulled, kidnapped or otherwise brought here against my will. I was invited.

[counterstep]

do i have to be to find it weird that you'd ask?

[nineteenfortyfive]

You know what I meant.

[counterstep]

and loki isn't THE loki?
you realize how that sounds, right?
i'm suddenly very glad this is private and loki didn't see that

also you didn't have to be trying
was still funny
🙂

[dealwiththe]

I’m just wondering if it’s Jimmy. Small multiverse and all that. A Jimmy Barnes is one of my personal success stories, back home.

It would also be good to know what to call you.

[dealwiththe]

Yes, of course. I may not always be serious, but I do always tell the truth. Point of pride.

[counterstep]

( visceral cringe when he reads the word jimmy not just once but twice. aaauuugghhh. )

yeah no i'd rather die than be called jimmy thanks