001; text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

warden filter

What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

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c.fraser | text

[nineteenfortyfive]

[All the more, Claire is glad she's the only one of her family here.]

Seriously?

j.barnes > private

[counterstep]

lol

( he. forgets she doesn't know what that means. whomp whomp. )

private

[nineteenfortyfive]

[Leave granny alone.]

Lol?

[What? Lolcifer? No...]

[counterstep]

( LOLCIFER... )

shit sorry
that's short for laughing out loud
modern abbreviation

basically just means that was hilarious
and savage
sure the guy enjoyed it

[nineteenfortyfive]

I wasn't trying to be funny. It's a genuine reaction. Bloody Lucifer? And a warden? He cannot possibly be THE Lucifer.

[Claire, forgetting she has traveled through time, and is currently in space with a ton of people from entirely different worlds, thinks this is where the line has been crossed.]

[counterstep]

and loki isn't THE loki?
you realize how that sounds, right?
i'm suddenly very glad this is private and loki didn't see that

also you didn't have to be trying
was still funny
🙂

[nineteenfortyfive]

Is he? I don't know! I'm beginning to worry Christ himself is going to be the next warden.

I haven't had a drink in too long.

[counterstep]

yeah he is
and his brother is THE thor
great guy

meet you in command? i could drink

[nineteenfortyfive]

Of course. Thor. Yes.

At this point I might need a walk instead.

[counterstep]

greenhouse
change of scenery
i'll bring us some drinks

[nineteenfortyfive]

You're a good friend.

[counterstep]

or a horrible enabler
seeing as i'm the one who can't get drunk

[dealwiththe]

The line about the nutritional value of souls was a joke.

[ He’s f u n n y. ]

[nineteenfortyfive]

You know what I meant.

[dealwiththe]

Yes, of course. I may not always be serious, but I do always tell the truth. Point of pride.

[nineteenfortyfive]

So what sort of deal would bring Lucifer here?

[She just barely stopped herself from a deal with the devil quip. You're welcome.]

[dealwiththe]

I know you wanted an excuse to type "deal with the Devil" don't pretend you didn't!

And not much of one - I didn't need an incentive to come here, though Navarch insisted I name one. Helping lost souls redeem themselves is my calling. I was already doing it back home.

[nineteenfortyfive]

[She admits to nothing.]

From hell?

[dealwiththe]

Indeed. I help people break out of their personal torments so they can go to Heaven.

[nineteenfortyfive]

And then one day you were approached to come here. And you agreed.

[dealwiththe]

Correct! I thought the change of scenery would be refreshing and offer new and interesting challenges. Also, in Hell, I haven't got any colleagues to consult and commiserate with.

[ He appreciates different perspectives! Also, lonely. ]

[nineteenfortyfive]

I don't know if you're trying to be funny or if this place is just absurd enough for this to be possible.

Video

[dealwiththe]

[ Boy, the abundance of caution is backfiring even worse than he anticipated. He's going to switch to video, for the purpose of showing her that he is, in fact, quite serious. His earnest expression is genuine. ]

Frankly, it doesn't much matter to me whether you believe I'm actually the Devil or not. Some humans prefer to consider me a metaphorical Devil, but if you require proof, I can provide it - I'd rather do it in person, though - it's a bit awkward on these devices.

What's important is that you believe I'm here for the same reason you are - to help people. I enjoy a good joke now and then, but I take my job quite seriously, and I imagine this will be much easier if my fellow wardens believe that. So if there's anything I can do to alleviate your concerns, name it.

[nineteenfortyfive]

[Hmm. Not what she expected. But he'll have to wait for the warden meeting in the future to cast his gaze upon granny.]

Honestly? Time will tell, as with most people here.

[dealwiththe]

As with everyone here, I'm sure.

[ He smiles faintly. ]

Luckily, I've got nothing but time. It was good to meet you, regardless.