001; text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

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What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

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[nineteenfortyfive]

[She admits to nothing.]

From hell?

[dealwiththe]

Indeed. I help people break out of their personal torments so they can go to Heaven.

[nineteenfortyfive]

And then one day you were approached to come here. And you agreed.

[dealwiththe]

Correct! I thought the change of scenery would be refreshing and offer new and interesting challenges. Also, in Hell, I haven't got any colleagues to consult and commiserate with.

[ He appreciates different perspectives! Also, lonely. ]

[nineteenfortyfive]

I don't know if you're trying to be funny or if this place is just absurd enough for this to be possible.

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[dealwiththe]

[ Boy, the abundance of caution is backfiring even worse than he anticipated. He's going to switch to video, for the purpose of showing her that he is, in fact, quite serious. His earnest expression is genuine. ]

Frankly, it doesn't much matter to me whether you believe I'm actually the Devil or not. Some humans prefer to consider me a metaphorical Devil, but if you require proof, I can provide it - I'd rather do it in person, though - it's a bit awkward on these devices.

What's important is that you believe I'm here for the same reason you are - to help people. I enjoy a good joke now and then, but I take my job quite seriously, and I imagine this will be much easier if my fellow wardens believe that. So if there's anything I can do to alleviate your concerns, name it.

[nineteenfortyfive]

[Hmm. Not what she expected. But he'll have to wait for the warden meeting in the future to cast his gaze upon granny.]

Honestly? Time will tell, as with most people here.

[dealwiththe]

As with everyone here, I'm sure.

[ He smiles faintly. ]

Luckily, I've got nothing but time. It was good to meet you, regardless.