001; text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

warden filter

What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

Comments

[dealwiththe]

I’m just wondering if it’s Jimmy. Small multiverse and all that. A Jimmy Barnes is one of my personal success stories, back home.

It would also be good to know what to call you.

[counterstep]

( visceral cringe when he reads the word jimmy not just once but twice. aaauuugghhh. )

yeah no i'd rather die than be called jimmy thanks

[dealwiththe]

It’s for the best. So. What should I call you? So that you won’t die.

[counterstep]

barnes is fine
but if you insist on being familiar then james

[dealwiththe]

I insist only on knowing your preference. Speaking as someone who’s been saddled with a lot of names, many of them inaccurate and most of them against my will, I think it’s important to call people what they want to be called.

So it’s a pleasure to meet you, Mister Barnes.

[counterstep]

likewise lucy

what do you prefer?

[dealwiththe]

Just Lucifer is fine barney.

Only my favorite brother gets to call me "Lucy". 😈