001; text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

warden filter

What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

Comments

[omniavincit]

[ He would kill for some idea of the tone here... ] Then why are you still fighting with him?

[smugreport]

I thought you ran a company? This is just your average office talk.

[omniavincit]

I did and I hated this shit.

Do you like it?

[smugreport]

Eh. It's part of the whole package.

[ Big non answer. Truthfully, he doesn't really like it, but what's the alternative? Huggy feely companies like Maliwan? They were low-tier. Atlas would strike a balance. ]

[omniavincit]

You could talk to him like a person.

[smugreport]

I'll talk to him like a person when he doesn't talk to me like an asshole.

[saklas]

This is fun. We're having fun.