001; text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

warden filter

What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

Comments

[saklas]

I think we have a spot to accommodate that for you.

[rank1]

Shit, really? Where?

[saklas]

[20 minutes of nothing. Volk walked off to get a handle on his temper.]

It's not funny.

[rank1]

Are you kidding me? It’s hilarious. At this very minute I could fight a Lucifer Morningstar cosplayer [(derogatory)] but he’s a therapist AND a warden.

[saklas]

[Nah. He can't do it. There's not a productive conversation to be had about ECT or any of that crap. It's pointless.

No response.]