001; text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

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What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

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[dealwiththe]

I'm the one and only, unique and bespoke. Hell is much the same: what you get is custom-made for you, based on your own personal guilt.

[spanning]

Isn't it weird to say you rule a place where your subjects are all people who have damned themselves?

[dealwiththe]

Technically my subjects are the demons who did the torturing. But these days I'm much less of a ruler and more of a therapist.

[spanning]

What's the distinction between the demons and yourself? Did they change to therapy as well?

[dealwiththe]

Demons are the children of Lilith. She gave them to me, I suppose you could say, when I was first banished to Hell. They don't have souls. Except for one, and she doesn't work for me anymore.

[spanning]

I see. Demons don't exist where I'm from outside of folklore.

Do you have a soul?

[dealwiththe]

I do. All angels do - our parents weren't as stingy in that regard as Lilith was.

[ Honestly, this is much more the 20 questions he was hoping to get. These are easy questions to answer. ]