001; text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

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What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

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[dealwiththe]

[ Travis may as well be a rather wriggly rag doll, for all the good it does him. Neither his struggles, nor his insults bother Lucifer in the slightest. He just pulls him over to the tiered seating and handcuffs him there, to free his hands up to pull out his CommLink. ]

You'll need to calm down, Mister Touchdown.

[rank1]

[Travis's chest is heaving from the effort by time he's shackled in place, but he keeps going, yanking himself against the cuffs like he'd happily break his own wrists before calm down.]

This is exactly what I mean, you know! You fucking therapist types –– real fucking inconvenient for you when someone wants more than just navel-gazing!

[dealwiththe]

Yes, those are the two options. Pointless navel-gazing, and pointless violence.

[ Lucifer submits his report, then tucks the CommLink back into his jacket before straightening his cuffs a bit. ]

I'll return in an hour.

[ He picks up the pieces of the shiv on his way out. ]

[rank1]

[Travis just gives a long, drawn-out moan of frustration, and a very loud:]

FUCK!