001; text; l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

warden filter

What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

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spiderman pointing at spiderman, redux

[smugreport]

[ Here's the thing, coming from someone else, someone Rhys held in any sort of esteem, words like this would probably hurt. But coming from Volk? He's teflon.

Mostly. ]

Oooooh ouch, you really got me!

You think I'd have survived corporate as long as I have if little monologues like this got to me? I've already made it, further then some burnt out arts major who looks like he dressed with the lights off ever will.

Sorry you got bullied in school or whatever and now want to take it out on everyone who did better than you but I also don't really care.

sorry for the constant threadjacks, I promise I'll dial it back after this...

[omniavincit]

This is what I meant when I said you treat people like shit.

Knock it off.

should we move this to an inbox to save lucifer the notifs?

[saklas]

what, no. No, leave him alone, we're fighting. Where did you even come from?

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