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[dealwiththe]

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.

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What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]

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[shiftedshape]

Yes. Adopted, but. Yes.

Always a bit overconfident. It was a treat to see him humbled a bit. When we were young, anyway.

[dealwiththe]

I get you. I always enjoyed taking my brother Amenadiel down a notch. That angelic ego of his really got in the way of his personality sometimes.

The time he accidentally flew into a bridge was hilarious

[shiftedshape]

[Loki grins.]

Thor crashed constantly when he first got mjolnir.

[Never mind that he also electrocuted Loki about a million times. That was a rough summer.]

[dealwiththe]

Has Thor ever awkwardly tried to blend in with human culture? And failed spectacularly?

[shiftedshape]

I think he got the hang of it eventually, but he was quite the fan of showing off when he was younger. You can't blend in very well when you're ripping trees out of the ground with your bare hands.

[dealwiththe]

I had to help Amenadiel with something like that, once. I had to coach him into pretending to be a normal human fighter, rather than God's Greatest Warrior.

It was hilarious.

[shiftedshape]

Did it work? Was he able to pass for human?

[dealwiththe]

Eh, so-so. I ended up fighting him anyway, so we didn't really put that to the test. He got better at passing later on.