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Lucifer Morningstar ([personal profile] dealwiththe) wrote in [community profile] returnjourneynet2022-02-05 10:59 pm

001; text; l.morningstar

[ Probably after the sitch with Theo is resolved - late at night? Early in the morning? Who knows. Time is pretty meaningless to Lucifer. #relatable. ]

I think introductions are in order. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I'm a new warden here. For those that recognize my name, yes, I'm probably who you think I am, no, it's not a mistake, and no, I'm not here to kill, maim, torture or eat anyone's soul.

I don't think a soul would have much nutritional value.

Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I'm used to getting lots of questions, so ask away.


warden filter

What would the over-under be on getting a piano in here do you suppose? Just curious. It's been ages since I've been able to play, and the minibar makes me nostalgic.

[ ooc: if you had a TDM thread with Lucifer, let me know if you'd like it to be game canon or not! I'm fine either way. ♥ ]
lessandmorethanhuman: (On the phone...)

A. Mercer

[personal profile] lessandmorethanhuman 2022-02-08 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
So far we've got a "Norse Trickster God" and now "The Devil"...

WTF is going on in this place?
lessandmorethanhuman: (What the?)

[personal profile] lessandmorethanhuman 2022-02-08 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure if that means it's hopeless because the idea of those two being reformed is so damn out there, or if that's reassuring and means all of this might actually be legit.
lessandmorethanhuman: (On the phone...)

[personal profile] lessandmorethanhuman 2022-02-08 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Part of me very much insists you both 'prove it' as to your identities.

[Alex isn't actually sure what he'd do if they did prove it though.]
lessandmorethanhuman: (Looking almost normal)

Video it is.

[personal profile] lessandmorethanhuman 2022-02-08 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Video is go, and Alex looks....fairly normal. Piercing blue eyes that are slightly shadowed, as if he's sick or unwell. Hood up from his hoodie, under his leather jacket. Ordinary. He might have a hint of smirk on his face.]

You have a good point. But I'm also not so much a skeptic as to disbelieve this place may actually be capable of all the shit it's promised. Name's Alex by the way. I'd say go with the devil-face--trust me, I've seen some shit back home. If you can turn me into a gibbering mess, I'll be impressed.
lessandmorethanhuman: (Not a happy-fun-type-of-guy)

[personal profile] lessandmorethanhuman 2022-02-08 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Alex snorts and rolls his eyes with the warning, but he gets it. Maybe. Least it showed the guy was dedicated. That was good, right?]

Warning duly received.

[Oh how Alex WISHED he had access to his shape shifting, on seeing Lucifer's eyes change and the hint of...whatever those were. Probably his wings. It'd be worth it to make his own eyes flash, or bring out his claws or blade.]

Okay, so you can shape shift a bit. Not the first person I've met who can do that.

[Alex usually could himself.]

I came from a New York City in the grips of a viral bioweapon infection that turned people effectively into zombies, if it didn't turn them into outright monsters. Military tried to nuke Manhattan to stop it. That qualify as some shit?
lessandmorethanhuman: (Listening...)

[personal profile] lessandmorethanhuman 2022-02-08 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
They're pretty, I'll give you that much. Haven't seen someone shape shift wings before. I have to wonder at your bone and muscle structure, presuming you use those to 'fly'?

[Alex let half a smirk come to his face.]

Besides, that's awfully responsible of you.

[It's unclear whether he's making fun of it or not.]
lessandmorethanhuman: (Say that again..)

[personal profile] lessandmorethanhuman 2022-02-08 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alex raises an eyebrow.]

Normally when I hear 'Devil' and 'Responsible', they're not put together like that.

[Alex even kept the sarcasm on that statement to a minimum.]

"Besides, I'd have to kill you first to dissect you--if you were alive it'd be vivisection. Also, rude. I wasn't even planning on it, curious though I am."

[Alex had some ethical standards; at least now anyways.]
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lessandmorethanhuman: (Say that again..)

[personal profile] lessandmorethanhuman 2022-02-08 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alex just lets out a quiet amused sound.]

There's no benefit to my attacking you. By all the metrics I can measure, there is every incentive for me to actually get along with you. On a personal level I'm just curious if you are who you say you are. On the broader metric, if this place really can pull in a "Reformed" Lucifer, and a "Reformed" Loki, then it means it can do what I want it to do with this whole redemption shit. So while I'm skeptical, I can go with it for now.

[Alex tends to think in enlightened self-interest terms.]

So who attacked you?

[Because Alex is curious.]
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lessandmorethanhuman: (Not a happy-fun-type-of-guy)

[personal profile] lessandmorethanhuman 2022-02-08 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alex crosses his arms, thinking to himself for a bit. Studying the other, weighing odds. Then he shrugs.]

Dunno if it's 'rehabilitation' so much as I want to go back home so I can clean up the mess I made. Or continue cleaning it up, rather. I don't trust the Military to do it , since their plan was just to nuke Manhattan to contain the infection. Considering my last memory before being here was flying that Nuke out over the water to try and keep the city in one piece, it only makes sense I'm 'dead' back home.

Got things to do, places to see, you understand.

Would be nice if they gave us an idea of just HOW they want us to achieve this redemption shit though.
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lessandmorethanhuman: (I am taking none of this sh**)

[personal profile] lessandmorethanhuman 2022-02-08 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Please don't mind if Alex rolls his eyes. It is hardly the answer he wants to hear. He knew none of this would likely be easy but he wasn't even sure what a 'better' him would qualify as. The rest of what Lucifer says though gets his attention.]

Before he vanished, when a bunch of us first arrived, we all had to play twenty questions with each other. Wardens and Inmates. There was a Warden I talked to, Auditore. He asked to see the Inmate orientation vid, and let me see the Warden one. So we'd know what each was being told.

[There's a point to this, even if Alex is still incredibly skeptical. Icy blue eyes meet Lucifer's own, even through the screen.]

I respected that, and am kind of sad he's gone. Felt like I could've worked with him.

[Now there's a frown, but he's still meeting Lucifer's eyes.]

I agree, we should at least know what's in our files. I'd love to know what's in mine. I've had more than enough of trying to piece together mysteries and conspiracies, thanks.
lessandmorethanhuman: (Say that again..)

[personal profile] lessandmorethanhuman 2022-02-09 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Not sure I ever believed in you being real, if that helps.

[Alex said that with some amused sarcasm. Certainly he knew who Lucifer was, most of the people he'd consumed knew of the devil and had various levels of religious beliefs.

Trust though... That would be much harder. Alex still wasn't sure if Lucifer (or Loki, should he hear of Alex's request for proof) managed to 'prove' they were who they said they were, how he'd react. Or what proof he'd accept.

Damn, now he was wondering if he'd even qualify as having a soul, and how did one prove THAT existed? Was that even important right now. But it would be a helluva sign that this whole thing might actually work for what he needed it to. Just how was the remaining question then.]


You'll have your work cut out doing that.
lessandmorethanhuman: (Listening...)

[personal profile] lessandmorethanhuman 2022-02-09 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Good to know you recognize that. You're also not 'pushing' for us all to do Therapy right away.

[There's a smirk on one side of Alex's mouth.]

I'm actually looking forward to seeing what you can do.