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[saklas]

[A static image is posted. It is of a small coil of commissary tickets.]

✨🎟️ NINE FREE TICKETS - WARDENS ONLY - FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED 🎟️✨

RULES OF THE GAME:

🎟️ Ask for an item of your choice off of the commissary menu, at any ticket amount

🎟️ The item must follow the stated rules of the category in which it was requested

🎟️ If the machine fails, you get to keep what came out AND you get your full ticket amount as a prize, to re-use on whatever you want

🎟️ For a free bonus ticket, ask the owl in the library whether or not someone is living here that isn't on your official passenger records, and isn't the Navarch!

Comments

[helenite]

if no 1 beats me 2 it ill let u kno. we should b able 2 map it either way.

thx 4 the heads up

u shud use ur tix on u tho. get urself a pizza or prison tat or smthg.

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[saklas]

the tickets are a joke. there's another point i'm trying to prove here

i think these guys can't do everything they say they can do, period. the scope of what they can do might be a lot smaller than you were all promised.

I know the last time I had a theory about this place it was wrong, but that's why we test a hypothesis.

[helenite]

o. new ways 2 break it. smart

[ is it? like, in the abstract. smart doesn't have to mean "practical" or "a good use of your time". usually it doesn't mean either of those things.

but he likes to talk, and he likes to feel clever. better if he keeps talking. easier to follow along. ]

whatve u tried already

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[saklas]

it can't make things that are alive. it can't make anything it can't reach. it can't give you anything that didn't already exist when you came here.

if they'd be transparent about ANYTHING it'd be different. but they won't be, not even to you guys. i know you're not a well-oiled machine hiding specific pieces of knowledge from us, some of the wardens are too dim for that. doesn't it bother you that there's no accountability?

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[helenite]

a lot of things here bother me. i kno i died v.

i was burning 2 death & an old lady in a tweed suit stepped us both outside time 2 sign a piece of paper and now i share a bunk bed w like 8 nerds who dont eat & a girl who kind of scares me & the devil keeps trying 2 chat me up & we dont hav a singl qualified dentist & & &

w or w/o secret motives thats weird.

no 1 here is doing ok. space curve is a gd rollercoaster. if ur saying the division is fake i don't think ur wrong but i do think there is a division

its just that its " who would come willingly "

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[helenite]

hav u tried asking 4 living food

[saklas]

hang on this is long

1. havent tried living food but its a good idea, maybe oysters?

2. you actually nailed part of what i was thinking, its fake
but its also real because inmates get treated institutionally like shit and nobody but me seems pissed off about it so clearly something is wrong here
i didnt even get asked. i dont even know if i'd have come willingly. i probably would have. i didnt even get the chance to say yes or no. its like being punished twice for being powerless

3. i do not have the capacity for the appropriate anxiety about my teeth but if i had room it would be a lot, fuck fuck fuck

4. seriously thats a bad way to die are you ok did you at least pass out from smoke inhalation i read that's supposed to happen

5. I know I died, too. I know we're in space. i was wrong. I was definitely wrong. ha ha fast learner. I know nobody should believe me ever again. I
dont know how to think about being dead, yet.
or being in space.
Every time i think about the fact that I saw another planet i think I dont deserve it, but i hate that it had to be against my fucking will. its complicated


That's a lot of points, we should isolate them or pick the two most important. or do all of them who gives a shit